Elvis The Alien

am I crazy or does @elvisthealien.bsky.social look like the evil king from ella enchanted?

Even if this novel doesn't turn into anything, I'm proud of myself for getting this far. I've never finished one of my writing projects before, let alone edited something that I have finished. It's a new experience for me, and it's fun (when I'm not thinking about how much I suck)

Turns out editing the second draft is 1000x more difficult and time-consuming than writing the first draft. I'm finding out I made a billion mistakes, and correcting them all while keeping track of all my changes is pretty rough. I'm hoping the third pass through will be primarily just polishing.

The amount of bigotry against trans and nonbinary people is so disturbing and disheartening. An absurd fraction of the world severely lacks empathy.

Had to erase an entire chapter today 😪 is this what growth feels like? (Sucks)

surpassed 101,000 words, and I'm 13 chapters into editing the 50

I've grown an immense appreciation for anyone who has ever written a book and taken it seriously, ever. This shit is so hard and SOOOO time-consuming.

this is 99% of the replies on twitter

Twitter has never been worse, I'm not kidding

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wow, this sucks

Was gonna record, and then the 40 kids around the neighborhood decided to convene next door and have a scream-off with many expletives. This will go on for hours.

How did that term originate? Seems so random.

The Ethan bradberry reference in the new @elvisthealien.bsky.social vid caught me so off guard 😂😂

Editing my novel is revealing a billion mistakes I made the first time through. When I'm done editing it, I'm sure I'll find another billion on my third read. 🙃

Oi vey

Took me way too long to realize I prefer coffee without sugar

A room decorated in various flower themed decorations of every kind and colorm. including a wall paper, various abstract paintings of flowers on the wall, a side table painted with flowers. On top of the side table is a flower vase, a flower lamp, a rabbit holding a flower ceramic statue, a bird sitting on a flower ceramic statue, a tulip ceramic statue and then another painting of flowers. There is a single window in the room and outside looms a group of barely visible police officers in swat gear staring inside. There is a door to the right almost out of frame. A single dandelion taped across it like a lock.

Counting Petals

The Netflix DMC show using Limp Bizkit for the intro music 🤣

The first draft of my book is finished. 94,000 words. Editing begins tomorrow.

One more chapter left 😳. We finish this thing tomorrow, and then the fun ends and the real work begins.

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Day 4: @elvisthealien.bsky.social continues to be my welcome screen after booting up my tv, for reasons unbeknownst to us all 🤣

I think I'm 2 chapters from finishing 😳

Jason Bateman's THE CRAB from Thunder Force will be returning in Avengers Doomsday

Reached 90,000 words.

Yall probably thought I gave up. Not yet 😁

And that’s on that 😌

Fell off the horse for a bit, but I managed to write 1k words today. I'll definitely have this done before GRRM finishes Winds of Winter. That I can promise.

a haunted house, but it's just a bunch of zombies popping out and asking "how's your writing coming along?" "what's your book about?" "what if this writing thing doesn't work out?"

Thanks, youtube. I needed this.

The other website is pretty much done