Jack

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photo of a concerned looking dog against a background of green hills captioned everything will prob be okay but I gotta freak out first

the Poster's Mantra

My employers (health insurance agents) SERIOUSLY 1000% believe the upcoming sharp increases and cutting of benefits to the products they sell are caused by Biden. I was so embarassed sitting and listening to them talk about it. That's a big reason why I'm searching for a new job next year.

Goodness, wait until someone tells him fossil fuels are non renewable sources of energy.

“90 deals in 90 days”

“You can’t make me sit down and make deals!”

That’s… huh???

I always thought people who thought Gen Z was going to be the most liberal and accepting generation clearly never considered just who our parents were.

Which is why I’m a strong believer in that parents need to actually teach their son how to be good men instead of just letting them behave like all the other men in their life.

that's why there's a male loneliness epidemic. women don't want ignorant men. I don't think every Gen Z male that voted Trump is one of the '-ist', but they all are unintelligent and lack critical thinking skills. no decently educated woman wants that. 2024 was an open book test they failed.

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow

we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink

restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics

america is getting healthier

This whole thing is like Trump finally got Obama's long-form birth certificate and it listed him as the father.

I think it’s one of those things where they’re so overconfident they’ll win in 2026 w/o interference but they can’t shake the worry in the back of their head that they might lose. Because if they lose, especially by a lot, then they know they’re pissed away their chances for decades.

It’s crazy how too many insurance agents aren’t worried about losing a good chunk of their ACA clients. Yet.

Glad I never took advantage of the 401(k)’s offered at my work. And I certainly won’t in the future!

If Powell does somehow end up fired, the stock markets gonna start looking like rollercoasters on the daily

This really is the test of faith for MAGA. The ones that don’t leave are doomed.

That’s how they think. If people die due to the upcoming health care and food cuts, it’s because God is good and has a plan for everyone.

This is one of those moment where you’re gonna see who would actually drink the special koolaid if the order went out or who would refuse at the last minute.

i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him

This is really a litmus test for MAGA in both a literal and psychological way. Will they keep breaking Olympic records with their mental gymnastics or have the face-planted into the mat yet.

Because the MAGA that remains loyal after this will never abandon him. Really.

Timeline gets crazier every day

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
theonion.com/seagull...

It was peaceful until the cat nation attacked

February 21: The Epstein client list is on Pam Bondi's desk ready to be reviewed
July 7: The Epstein client list does not exist and the case is closed
July 12: There is an Epstein file but it's a fake written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, and Brennan

Please, PLEASE someone leak the signal chats for this. I’ll take anything.

I’ve been thinking for a while that a lot of them fantasize about irl LARPing literal 1300s feudalism complete with a peasant workforce. Every day I think I’m onto something

The very definition of "I use my energy to make others suffer, but when it comes to bite me in the ass... if you don't help me you're evil."