Allie

I need to stop putting the faith of the world in octogenarians

Do you think if I just start wearing colored jeans like they've come back in style that they actually will?

The number of times I've been scrolling through reels mid task only to have one pop up with a joke about ADHD people forgetting their meds and for THAT to be what makes my entire day to this point make sense is honestly upsetting

I had a rough December/start of January and it felt evident but someone at work today told me I look "more lively" this year and oh god what did before look like??

My favorite part of crocheting stuffed animals is googling the animal after I'm finished to see what they're supposed to look like because I can't remember anymore but this feels wrong 🧶

They don't know I've had really popular tweets about the bachelor before

The male loneliness epidemic is good actually and these men deserve to be lonely forever. In this essay I will