Jordan Green

i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no

3d printed injection mould? Been thinking of 3d printing early protype, simple open/shut moulds lately - how did it go?

They really went and took *checks note* margin loans on cartoon monkey pictures

The office cleaners thought my trackpad was a coaster 🙃

any non newtonian fluid dynamics peeps on here?

If you apply enough shear you can totally pump it through an IV!

do we get to choose which of these to try, or is it luck or the draw?

today I got “prove you’re not a robot, drive this train to a corresponding grid reference via these oddly configured rails”

R&D - ophthalmic devices

Maybe this is it right here？😓

Here’s tonight’s chinese media briefing:

I actively dislike it - food envy!

@faineg.bsky.social why are you so much better at blue sky than twitter? 🤷‍♂️straight killing it here

sage

1.2 million people on the waiting list for bsky seems like a lot until you realize 1 million of those people are current or former heads of state

biltong any day

can confirm this is what my walk to the local cafe looks like.

😓😅

blundstones are great work boots

RM williams - blundstones are for canadians!

Today’s vibes

this is how I feel trying to pretend I know what’s going on here when people talk about ropes and hell threads

is this a thread, a hell thread, or THE hell thread?

why doesn’t fusion 360 have endothelium in its materials library?

I don’t normally share the smiling dolphin with people I’ve just met but I trust you

Stay weird Adelaide.

Loving the unhinged ‘reply all’ 📧 energy here