Jackie W.

Yes

Totally.

YouTube video by Headline USA Jesse Jackson 'I Am Somebody' on Sesame Street

Rest in power Reverend

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Just in case anyone is concerned, I spent two hours in Lake Forest today without liquefying.

I am, however, covered in Golden Retriever fur.

Yeah and I wanna be a ballerina when I grow up

Maybe the real problem isn’t the quart of ice cream Mike Tyson eats every hour, but WTF it is that drives Mike Tyson to eat a quart of ice cream every hour. There’s plenty to overeat about these days.

Someone on one of the other sites posted a list of “Melania” pronos that have already come out. I suspect it won’t be long before I’m sharing the bill at variety shows with Melania burlesque too

YouTube video by CBC British Columbia Museum of Personal Failure exhibition turns defeat into triumph in Vancouver

There’s a Museum of Personal Failure?! First: why am i just finding out about this NOW and second: why was I not asked to do a solo exhibition there? youtu.be/bnF_3TGwZHA?...

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her

The world has, not for the first time this week, gotten a lot less funny.

RIP to the richly talented Catherine O’Hara.

Universe: I know you have a lot to manage right now; however my daughter left her backpack containing her assistive visuals on the 80 Westbound Irving bus at 1:30pm. If you could please have the driver return it to the Forest Garage at the end of their shift it would save us much hassle. Thank you!

Plus also I was LITERALLY grating cheese on a pizza crust at 9:10 pm

You’re welcome

That was you?

I turned off the television halfway into the fourth quarter because I knew it was going to make the Bears do something amazing while my husband and I weren’t watching.

You’re welcome.

My husband and MIL are waiting for the big orange shitgibbon to make his announcement. (They are, thank the gods, liberals like myself. IDK why they’re watching, but whatever.)

I told them I am staying in the kitchen because, as the saying goes, if I want to hear an asshole talk I would have farted

With a discreetly covered bunghole. This lynx has class.

Saks Fifth Avenue WTAF?

A Cruella Snoopy is just bad and wrong

I don’t listen to any theater podcasts rn but will let you know if I come across anything good!

Lincoln Park Zoo Lights!

I love my city #chicago

Just overheard a college student talking about the Heat Miser and her friends had no idea who that was and I have now officially given up hope for the youth of today

Well, at least the Grim Reaper’s aim on the claw machine is getting a little better. RIP Dubya’s puppeteer.

Sometimes my daughter’s bus running late works out okay because I get to see the Fat Boys on TV while we’re waiting

Heads up that John Waters is going to be interviewed on WBEZ in the next hour.

You’re welcome.

Today is cosplay day at work so I came in dressed as Joey Ramone, grabbed the mic and yelled “1234 1234”.

Nobody got it…until I referenced the Simpsons episode w/Mr. Burns’ birthday and then my coworkers were all like “ohhh yeah”

Sometimes it’s lonely being one of the only ppl here in my late 50s

I still have one of their sweaters in my attic

In an hour and a half, I become the parent of a grown-ass adult. I’m just as amazed as you are that anything dependent on me has made it to 21 years old alive and not in need of trauma therapy.

I can’t attend the march in Chicago bc my husband has OT and it’s too much for my autistic daughter whom I can’t leave home alone. Instead, I donated a bus ticket to send someone in DC in my place. Plus, heard of a protest in Rosemont that is manageable enough where my daughter and I can both go.

Watch me show up to Saturday protests dressed up as anything but a frog and be all like the only person who comes in costume to a regular party

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Drunken bro conga line.

No amount of esteemable action I can take today will make me prouder of myself than finding a one-star review of cookie icing I wrote last year entitled “people think it’s funny but it’s really cold and runny”