"Baby, is that a Mauser in your trousers or are you just happy to see me!" 😎

So when Putin is killed are we supposed to show our respect? Give our condolences? Send our prayers? Call him a family man?

Fuck outta here.

Is that a *flare* landing on the boat?

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"Pocket tarantula!"

PSA for everyone going to protests

The Security Service of Ukraine has published a new video of Operation #Spiderweb, which resulted in the destruction of 41 military aircraft at four Russian air bases.

The footage shows the chronology of events: how one of the largest attacks deep behind enemy lines was prepared and carried out.

gen x gon' give it to ya

came to post this 😆

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thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," what's the opposite of "progress?"

really make's u think 🤔

Well done, was definitely not expecting the Full Throttle cameo! 😂

What do you call 8 dead officers?

Eric Adams is the Eric Adams of Eric Adamses

I teach all my dogs how to "boop," that is, touch my nose to theirs. It's pretty easy to teach: just make the initial contact, say "boop" and couple with a treat and/or click if you're doing clicker training. They get it pretty quickly and will do it on command without a treat.

We are fundraising for two 8-ton excavators, each costing around $70,000. This equipment will be used to quickly build new positions for drone pilots, infantry, and command centers

These are highly effective and fast machines that save the lives of our soldiers.

moment of zen

Protesting Saftey

Protest gear

Defending against teargas

Breaking Zipties

#3E Protester infopack

#EndImpunity
#EndAutogenocide
#EndOlgiarichy
#3Eguides

hell yeah

I wouldn’t give a fat Goddamn whether Trump was a Democrat or Republican, I’d vote against that motherfucker 1,000 election cycles in a row.

Any man who shirks his duty when his nation calls in time of war…is a bitch.

I agree that generally, if people run for public office, certain information (i.e. on physical/mental fitness, *ahem* tax/income records, etc.) should be required to be revealed to voters, but the problem would also be addressed if people would stop voting for those clearly unable to do the job.

There's nothing wrong with speaking generally about what one does for a living, as long as, in this particular situation, the healthcare provider doesn't reveal information that can positively identify a patient.

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someone really needs to use an image generator to make this!!!