Alucarp.* the Vampire Fish

And the best part? You don't even have to feel bad about it because it's KILLING NAZIS. It's the most guilt-free violent video game in history.

Hah, as if any of the intended users of the LLM-enshittified version of Wikipedia that that idiot just released can read.

Awww, I was so hoping it was going to be Total Annihilation ;___;

I am an absolute sucker for a quick two-clap in a song with a good beat. I can't help it. I'm gonna clap. And pretend that I'm performing an actual part in the song. Like a child that still believes in the power of dreams.

This IS the rent.

If I may, I highly recommend black walnut if you can find it.

Odin only takes half.

Sorry, my access only goes back to 2001.

No, the pile of math being calculated by a rock cannot suffer, you muppets. Don't even need Betteridge's law to know that.

All the officers would have. Perhaps (like the "psych test"), some other aspects of the exams change based on the cohort of applicants, to test them on the things they're supposed to be more expert in? Wesley's put in a group with 4(3?) other supergeniuses but that can't the entire application pool.

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More Castlevania 1 sub-15 attempts and the continuation of the Chrono Trigger Endings Project. Come watch me fumble around! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Moar sub-15 attempts to see if I can ever just keep it together for one run. www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Going for a sub-15, but who knows if I'll even manage to beat this. Come watch me fumble around in Castlevania! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

This is the only way.

My phone is currently held together by superglue and ritual, and will remain that way until it disintegrates. Maybe by then they'll have solid phone ROMs with the AI garbage stripped out.

OMF2097 and Raptor are both so good and it took me SO long to figure out what they were from my foggy childhood memories.

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The Chrono Trigger Endings Project continues. Let's find out what happens if we just go straight into the bucket, shall we? Come watch me fumble around @ www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Continuing the Chrono Trigger Endings Project. Let's find out what happens when we just ignore that whole "Legendary Hero" business, shall we? Come watch me fumble around @ www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

Back from my trip, it's soon time to resume the Chrono Trigger Endings Project (and the Eat Every Kind of Chip Project). Come watch me fumble around in a bit! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Going live shortly with more Sonic 3 & Knuckles, a... scary chippening... and the continuation of my first playthrough of the original Final Fantasy (well, the first one I intend to finish, anyway). Come watch me fumble around on the Peninsula of Power! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Making up for a missed Saturday stream, but thankfully we've got a time machine. Come watch me fumble around as I continue the Chrono Trigger Endings Project! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

Look how happy my boye is! <3 <3

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Time for some Sonic 3 & Knuckles followed by The Binding of Isaac. Come watch me fumble around@ www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

I don't think anyone should be surprised Cú Chulainn was a bit kinky.

413% of 0 is 0, so they might not be *lying*, just incredibly evil.

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Time to figure out what happens if the Reptites win the day. Week 4 of the Chrono Trigger endings project. Come watch me fumble around! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

If the "puritanical SJW Woke Movement" is the group that doesn't worship traitors, slave owners and people who commit genocide, sign me tf up.

Yeah, would you like some links to some digitized medieval manuscripts that are super rad to look at and study?

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Once a year I have to remind myself why I don't play this. Come watch me fumble around in DWR! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback

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Once a year I play through this absolutely gorgeous, perfect, (spiritually, it's kinda complicated) 10/10 masterpiece of interactive art. Lode your crossbows, it's time to squeeze that Chrono Trigger. Come watch me fumble around! www.twitch.tv/synthpopisback