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What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

I think they should film it in the creepy haunted diner that Steve Beshear delivered the 2017 response from

I'm actually fine with an MLB salary cap if it comes with a cap on ticket prices at like $25 for the best seats and $5 for the worst, and free MLB tv with no blackouts. How will teams make money you ask? That is simply not my concern.

Kids are magical beings. My children learned Spanish just by listening to me talk to my colleagues over meals.

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance.

And you know why?

Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

Not sure anyone is aware but TJ Oshie starred in the 2014 Olympics. It’s rarely discussed on every single broadcast.

It is absolutely a choice.

ted bundy ass tactics by the gestapo

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system

I'm assembling a team

28, 12, and 10 was lebron’s stat line last night. he’s the oldest player to have a triple double. stop hatin’ and just appreciate the greatness man. bc once it’s over, it’s over.

I told yall this helicopter traffic has picked up a lot over the last week. Almost as bad as right after the inauguration.

Today in immediate presidency-ending scandals for anyone but the One Special Boy.

yes let’s have a congressional hearing about how cool and talented he is, that will prove your point.

Sulfuric acid is terrible for "dissolving bodies" there was an ongoing order for Epstein's desalination skid on site, a task sulfuric acid at that concentration is ideal for. please stop doing this shit

We wanted to know how Latino voters felt about Bad Bunny's criticism of ICE. So we talked to three white centrist podcasters at a Le Pain Quotidien in Dupont Ciricle.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Ma’am it started with a sugar cane workers cutting sugar cane in the fields. He gave the Grammy to Liam Ramos. He explicitly focused on the electric grid crisis in the island. The show from start to finish was explicitly political.

Hell. Yes.

Quiet. We’re busy rebuilding Venezuelan infrastructure. And the Kennedy Center. 🤡

March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7 Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.

This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.

Beware the sacrifice of the buffoon on the altar of ethnic cleansing.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I think there's a natural tendency to want to place each thing they do into the context of a broader master plan but ultimately I think it's just this