Michael Weedon

A corner of a wooden table resembles a face.

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A corner of a wooden table resembles a face.

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Oops. I missed the other one.

The drip tray of a coffee machine features holes that resemble a smiling face

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The drip tray of a coffee machine features an arrangement of holes that resemble a face

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A table and the knob on a drawer portray a face

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Just what we need at the mo'. A series about how to be a c*nt.

Yup. Got that. But only because we have one growing in our garden.

One solution to having a Car Rat is to get a Car Cat.

I'm sure you do, and that they are immediately convinced. How long will it take you to meet twenty or thirty million people?

Many people who live here are convinced that, like London, Leicester is a hellhole. It isn't.

I agree that this synthetic narrative must be refuted, but through which media? If believers are only paying attention to end-times storytellers how would they ever hear or see your proposed refutations?

You're right. I lived in London for decades and crime was never a problem. Now living in the midlands I recently spent the day in the East End with a friend who was shocked not to be menaced, mugged or murdered. It was a very pleasant day. It always is.

Full moon, Jupiter and Pollux

My phone shot was waaay worse than that, but in my defence I did get Pollux in as well.

Side-on view of a blanket looks like a smiling face. Or, I've drunk too much.

@pareidolia.bsky.social This seems to work from side-on views as well.

Yeah, walked from Limehouse to Tower via Wapping last week. You wouldn't believe the amount of menacing violence we had to endure, the sheer number of muggings and stabbings we experienced.

None. Notmare. Lovely afternoon.

Original orientaton of Earthrise photograph.

Although the original orientation of the picture was, as Apollo came round from the back of the moon was...

Then they'll own the Telegraph and the other Telegraph.

Double sided tape is definitely not Speed.

You should sue - but I doubt if you'd make it stick.

And Copydex was basically rubber bogies. So they tell me.

It was Fablon.

I have to ask, you being a library an' all: what is genorosity? How does it differ from generosity? Thx.

I would prefer a political party seeking power to be able to spell. FF, as they say, S.

service personnel were first specifically catered for. Only three suggestions were made, all of them decades out. As the event took place on 11 November the answer was "about a fortnight ago".

Our local heritage/history group had a presentation about pastoral support in the forces across many wars. The speaker was careful to include the ways in which a range of religions have been catered for. So, having read about Neil's appointment I asked the audience when they thought non-religious...

Mouldable?

It's also at its best when there are no bishops around to interfere in democracy.

Telephone

The way estates are taxed is the wrong way round. When estates are liquidated they should not be taxed, but when the funds flow to whoever they flow to they should (with a reasonable tax-free allowance per beneficiary) be taxed as what they are, income, at the marginal tax rate for each beneficiary.

Did they just cut out that bit and go straight on to "Fight like hell"?