Mike W

Your attempt at the ablative absolute just drew scorn and derision

You’re just jealous I looked better in a toga

Yes, I know just what you mean! 👏

Begins with a V

Please miss, I know 🙋🏼‍♂️

Are you sticky?

Are grate cuntry

Naked?

Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc I trust

I’m

I hath a magnum

Me to

Naked whine

I am living in such fear of what the Planning & Infrastructure Bill will mean if passes unamended into law.

How then to speak for old trees, the bats who encircle it at night or the birds that live in this hedge?
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‘There’s no need to search through that medical dictionary, darling, I’m sure is just an ingrown toenail’

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Grays

I find it weird that the people who put their decs up in October are the ones who take them down on Boxing Day.

It’s like they’ve never heard of Twelfth Night.

But who cares?

She’d struggle signing an office leaving card

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and carry on.

Tuna and mayonnaise

Parents avoiding any responsibility as usual

I’m sure you’re still getting your daily fix 😂

I’m sure you’re keeping the traffic going

My beautiful eyes

Were binoculars strictly necessary?

Yet still you stand outside staring in.

All I can say is, it was a cold evening

I’m more concerned about the ones I sent back.

You mean those nudes weren’t yours?