Mike W @mkmike - Bluesky Profile

I thought that was very likely 😉

25.01.2026 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks delicious!

25.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Things went downhill when Victoria came to the throne

25.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sure you’d pull off a kilt, Andy!

25.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Show your lock screen

25.01.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Marks and Spencer started with just one store.

25.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can we get it trending?

25.01.2026 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

#GirlsOwnCC

25.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m afraid we lost our Michelin star after rounding Cape Horn a little too quickly.

#GirlsOwnCC

25.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry but why on earth should we call you Ishmael, your name’s Albert.

#GorlsOwnCC

25.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

25.01.2026 18:00 — 👍 25 🔁 13 💬 39 📌 22

Thank you! ☺️

22.01.2026 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! ☺️

22.01.2026 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear BBC, absolutely nobody cares about Brooklyn Beckham.
Stop giving him free publicity.

20.01.2026 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t worry my dear, it was your first nursing position, and dear Mama was frightfully unwell.

#GirlsOwnCC

18.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought you’d kept them in case your chilblains came back?

15.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The centre-left have always fought amongst themselves, which has always been their downfall.

14.01.2026 11:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

12.01.2026 12:09 — 👍 4804 🔁 2175 💬 249 📌 166

You’d know

12.01.2026 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cat in a monkey costume is eating a banana with the words its banana wednesday below it ALT: a cat in a monkey costume is eating a banana with the words its banana wednesday below it

12.01.2026 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the chauffeur can get the Roller down there…

12.01.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a stuffed monkey 's face with a serious look on it 's face . ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey 's face with a serious look on it 's face .

12.01.2026 10:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The council has kindly made special arrangements

12.01.2026 10:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought Liberty’s would have a better choice of toilet seats if I’m honest.

#GirlsOwnCC

11.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

11.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 35 🔁 17 💬 48 📌 14

Tell the daffs while you’re at it

06.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing glasses and a ring says " you 're a tiny tart " while holding something in his hand ALT: a man wearing glasses and a ring says " you 're a tiny tart " while holding something in his hand

06.01.2026 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forse 😉

06.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’ll do you good

06.01.2026 12:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ll catch ya death dressed like that

06.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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