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Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

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Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

I would not walk 500 miles. I guess if it’s all that important, I could do 5.

The list of things that make me cringe on BlueSky gets bigger every day.

47 years ago today
Recorded on this day in 1978, The Feeding of the 5000, the first album by the anarcho-punk band Crass

A revolutionary album that was able to shine with anarchist political ideas and visions for the time

#punk #punks #punkrock #anarchopunk #crass #history #punkrockhistory #otd

At least prison labor contracts will be booming 🫠

@nerdjpg.com you had a post briefly up about savory cocktails. I don’t drink anymore, but I suggest a jalapeño one. I had a jalapeño martini in Austin in 2017 and it was 💯

Wanted to go see the Mothman Statue on Saturday & hit up the family cemetery with my uncle. Spooky stuff. But an old racist rapist that lives in the Capitol took that because he likes stealing joy and harming lives.

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

Not me at 35 having a crush on an instagram cook to find out he’s 26 😭

It has happened. IT HAS HAPPENED.

[telling someone off] LISTEN, BITCH… um. uh. hang on, I forgot what I was going to say

Picturing Father Time dancing to One Direction now.

Just got a nerdy book about the ancient history of hardware, I’m screwed.

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

I’m not trying to gaslight you. You’re crazy.

I have had so many jokes.
However, I also have brain fog.

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?

I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.

Where is Anonymous in this whole Epstein Files fiasco?

I hate when a rapper talk about guns, then somebody die, they turn into nuns, then hop online like “pray for my city,” he faking for likes and digital hugs. His daddy a killer, he wannabe junior, they must’ve forgot the shit that they done. Dementia must run in his family, but let it get shaky.

My ex was concerned his sister would be mean to me. I asked her a question and she replied something funny in a dry manner- and then said “I’m sorry, I see myself as a female Larry David.”

I looked at him. Because it was the exact phrasing I had once used to describe myself when we matched.

I'm not sneezing with you, I'm sneezing achoo

any cake can be a cheesecake if you add kraft singles

rolling the phrase "Woke Cracker Barrel" around in my mind like a glittering jewel