Kat

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?

I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.

Where is Anonymous in this whole Epstein Files fiasco?

I hate when a rapper talk about guns, then somebody die, they turn into nuns, then hop online like “pray for my city,” he faking for likes and digital hugs. His daddy a killer, he wannabe junior, they must’ve forgot the shit that they done. Dementia must run in his family, but let it get shaky.

here lies my hopes and dreams
🪦 🪦 🪦 🪦
🪦 ⚰️ 🪦 🪦
🪦 🪦 ⚰️ 🪦

My ex was concerned his sister would be mean to me. I asked her a question and she replied something funny in a dry manner- and then said “I’m sorry, I see myself as a female Larry David.”

I looked at him. Because it was the exact phrasing I had once used to describe myself when we matched.

I'm not sneezing with you, I'm sneezing achoo

any cake can be a cheesecake if you add kraft singles

rolling the phrase "Woke Cracker Barrel" around in my mind like a glittering jewel

The come up is real.

This would work on me btw

O' sailor, why'd you do it
What'd you do that for

Take all the things that I've said that he stole
Put 'em in a sack, swing 'em over my shoulder

Today is the fifth anniversary of WAP and we might as well just move my birthday to today.

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

ask your doctor about andybiotics

4:20 blaze it! Gonna catch both today, it seems!

I will say it & then I will mute you. I will take no shit but I will also protect my peace. Don’t like it? It’s the internet. Die miserable and mad, I don’t care.

Also, don’t make it sound like we are long time friends. You have not been a friend. You came to visit and it was miserable. I left you to sleep in my apartment because I felt like I was out of options to try. We haven’t spoken much since for a reason. Good riddance. Bye.

You made just as many assumptions as myself, if not more and way more vindictive. So please! Post your version for likes. Toodles!

Hey fuckass. If you cared to actually be a friend or a calm and rational person, you’d know I have gone through treatments and my memory is FUCKED right now. The point wasn’t your anger, the point was you flying off the handle at presumptions when you preach about toxic masculinity.

Get a fucking grip and grow up. What the absolute fuck is wrong with these men where they preach about male loneliness, get shit from social media, and call it therapy. No, sorry! Gotta actually do the work!! Can’t just quit and say it’s everyone else’s problem.

I am not tolerating it!! Good bye!!

People keep trying to make me feel bad for laughing about this but guess what eggheads it’s still pretty funny

Fight the patriarchy by passing the dutchie to the right hand side

I Febrezed the crotch of my skinny jeans for this?

I've seen too much.

WHAT YOU MEAN THROW HIM A DONUT?? DON'T YOU SEE HOW POLITE HE IS??!

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to do something, I forget what, but it’s something inconvenient.