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I do too! Hamilten is this week and I am loving it!

Oh noes. I’m sorry. 😭😭😭

Do you ever just wish you’d handled something completely differently but there’s no getting that situation back? Welp. Onward.

DIRT’S TOO ROCKY BY FAR

I have said that about sooooo many people. 🙈🙄 And those shots are just as untested, and we do NOT know the long term effects.

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May one of Knox County School’s employees have the first days he truly deserves, as we approach an Aquarius full moon.

Run wild and free, my wild, rebel babies! RUN WILD AND FREE! 😈

They’re at the rave with my trash pandas!

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Happy belated birthday!

Preach on it. It’s the most atrocious POS software. How do you functionality in a supposed upgrade?

Somehow the Instagram algorithm has picked up on my affection for raccoon memes, and it’s like 90s Word Art met raccoon glamour shots and honestly, I’m here for this hot mess. 😂🤣

My raccoons are at a rave.

Let me call Bob Seger…he has a silver bullet band. 😂

You want me to have words with those vampires?

Went to see our boy Blake Burke play last night. Of course the Smokies know what he can do and walked him every at bat. 😆

I don’t think you do. I was like ooooh, that’s different. 😂😂😂

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Sooooo…I’m almost certain that work toilet has never felt like a warm bidet before.

Circle Park getting her fresh mulch this morning.

FOOTBALL SEASON IS UPON US!

David has a lot of nerve! 😂

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That’s a no from me. Shew…

I am too. I’ve just been exhausted, and I think I needed the rest.

I had so many intentions of doing so many things today and then I went out to lunch with a friend and it’s all been lazy after that. 🤣😂🤣

Oh dear Lordy, why would you want to do that?!

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You’ve got this!

High class