the dem primary is gonna be a bunch of stupid worthless assholes and 1 or 2 barely acceptable people who might be lying about what makes them barely acceptable. the party will spend most of their money shitcanning the barely acceptable ones and the biggest stupidest asshole will lose the general
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absolutely, she spent millions of pounds trying to make sure Andrew never faced a single consequence, sheβd have been gutted that it didnβt work
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Andrew being booked in at the station
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Fredo Corleone on Lake Tahoe, at sunset
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Who would play him? Domhnall Gleeson would be my shout. He's good at playing shifty wee rats with red hair.
19.02.2026 11:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I cast Wizard Wednesday β¨
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this is very very funny. I always thought the issue was that he thought he could ignore politics, view government as a series of decisions and simply be the Manager of Britain. turns out he also doesn't make decisions.
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Congratulations on finding a category lower than 'scab'
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DAWs cheaper than 1 year of Suno Premier Plan:
Acid Pro
Audacity
BandLab
Bitwig (Edu)
Cakewalk
Cubase Elements
Cubase Artist (Edu)
FL Studio Producer
Korg Gadget
GarageBand
Ableton Live Intro
Logic Pro
Mixbus
Mixcraft
Pro Tools First
Reaper
Reason Intro
Sonar Professional
Soundtrap
Studio One Artist
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I don't think there's any logical connection between being working class and wanting a computer program to write and produce music for you so you can pretend you did it. Also, you can get perfectly viable production software for not much money or even free.
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I don't think there's any logical connection between being working class and wanting a computer program to write and produce music for you so you can pretend you did it
16.02.2026 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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He didn't know about Saville. He didn't know about Mandelson. He didn't know about Doyle. He didn't know about Labour Together.
Does anything ever go across Keir Starmer's desk. Does he even have a desk...
Adam Cherry
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This is the twelfth scandal he's claimed to know "nothing" about.
This is IMO fully consistent with Sir Keir being exactly what he appears to be: a clueless bonnet ornament on a car filled with crooks and shit gangsters, forever staring directly ahead, oblivious to the horrors behind.
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Restore Britain have their first ever councillor, Maria Bowtell, ex-Tory & ex-Reform a longstanding Lowe associate (& an employee of Restore). She told me she "fully supports" Conor Tomlinson's proposal to ban all ethnic minorities from parliament & propose a Restore Britain policy paper on it
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fellas, does it get more or less credible the more times you claim to know nothing while also being in charge?
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When I meet a person who's been famous as a slimy, corrupt vizier for 30 years, I always assume they're acting in good faith and just report that they tell me to report. I'm a famous and respected journalist.
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Tweet;
British GQ.
@BritishGQ
'Starmer can chair a meeting. He can draft a
minute. He can lead a team. He can hold a press conference. He can stay calm in an interview. Those skills look simple, but they're not, and they're vital.' @gsoh31 on the breadth of Sir Keir Starmer's
potential
One of the funniest things ever posted, a gift that keeps giving
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303
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_...
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The Steely Dan one released after Aja
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I can make music in my bedroom using only a computer and headphones. It was technically possible pre-2000 but is now much easier and sounds better.
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2008
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The centennial homie
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Lord of the Rings and the Spider-Man trilogy both rule, because we took some absolute freak horror directors, gave them infinite budgets and never-before-seen CGI tech, and told them to make an all-quadrant family blockbuster based on the most beloved characters of the 20th century.
14.02.2026 07:50 β π 106 π 28 π¬ 2 π 0
In case you're not aware, the game is broken. There was a melee surge so I used my Lightning Surge build. In two consecutive runs on Lawless Frontier, Lightning Surge just stopped working so I went and played another game that isn't broken.
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The brain can be conceived as a type of computer but it's one we didn't design and don't fully understand how it works. If we can't get off the track of trying to understand it with reference to computers that we did design, we may never succeed in creating conscious machines.
12.02.2026 10:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Layman here but as far as I can tell, we're nowhere near solving what philosophers call the hard problem of consciousness. Without that, it's impossible to recreate consciousness in a machine. We're not going to stumble on it by accident.
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There's something weird about Jack where he can't seem to be in a convincing romantic relationship with anyone. His relationships with Lemon and his mother seem completely authentic but all his girlfriends ring false.
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