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Patrick Fisackerly

@fisackerly.bsky.social

Ed Asner once called me a "little shit."

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Devastated we didn’t get a still-drunk-from-last-night Jimmy Fallon in this year’s Macy’s Parade.

27.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on a true story?

23.11.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie that takes place where you’re from

23.11.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s the most quiet anything has ever been.

19.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was on a text thread earlier today just trying to break down what the joke *is*.

19.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like β€˜80s nostalgia was already pretty passΓ© when Stranger Things started a decade ago, so seeing them still at it makes me feel like a man out of time.

17.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crazy thing about the Nazi podcaster is that she was BAD at EVERYTHING *on top of being a Nazi*

14.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ŽπŸƒπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

14.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's November 10th Now, there is a Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen

A circulatory system of a hand wearing a frog shaped puppet says "Good grief... The comedian's a bear"

(He's not. He's wearing a necktie)

It's November 10th Now, there is a Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen A circulatory system of a hand wearing a frog shaped puppet says "Good grief... The comedian's a bear" (He's not. He's wearing a necktie)

10.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ¦ΏπŸ πŸ•―οΈπŸš¬

07.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only real surprise here for me is that the worst song she's ever written "Actually Romantic" didn't sweep.

05.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And it's just SO racist, like even if you told someone "She's posting racist stuff," they would look at it with that knowledge and still be like "WHAT"

04.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PS5 and Switch 2, so two.

04.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love to wake up and learn I have a chance to post one of these

04.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

old enough to remember all the kids going apeshit throwing popcorn ripping up the seats at the part in Caspar The Friendly Ghost when Father Guido Sarducci does a cameo

31.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ€ πŸ›ΈπŸ€‘πŸšͺ

31.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

30.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4868    πŸ” 1131    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

He's from a different time

29.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Describing an exciting baseball game:

No one scored! For hours!

28.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They probably shouldn't use it, then.

27.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Six seven!

26.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul
Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away

25.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Monstrous!

24.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ•³οΈπŸΆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ•―οΈ

24.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I Had Eggs, I’d Quiche You

(Sorry I’m just being cute!!!)

23.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I hope I die before things get too bad" isn't the BEST worldview, yet here we are!

22.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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