Patrick Fisackerly

“Counting or not counting gang violence?”

You can’t say he wasn’t asking for it.

Political violence has no place in our society, which is rounding up people at random and sending them to a gulag

My girlfriend screaming at Unknown Number: The High School Catfish that it being an unknown number makes it explicitly NOT a Catfish

Benghazi ain’t going away!

Just wanted to see if the mass psychosis about Trump’s death had reached BlueSky, and I see it has!

Andrew Cuomo has fallen down the stairs at the New York City Mayoral Primary Election

I think it's the latter, but my definition of "musical" is stricter than most.

“Who is going to die” is like a fun soapy hook on which to hang its characters and themes, it’s not a mystery show.

So many of you are watching The White Lotus in an inexplicably strange way.

Ariana DeBose coming out against Rachel Zegler by directly quoting Marc Platt’s less successful son is so messy, my god

They’re showing Zach Braff T Mobile commercials on the big screen before the Garden State concert.

A bunch of famous comedy people you know are doing a show with deranged Zionist Brett Gelman at the Elysian next month, which, in my opinion, sucks.

Mara, this is such a wonderful piece, thank you for writing it.

When you see that trrruck

Not Get Away, I can tell you that much

You know, it's perfectly pleasant and amiable, not bad at all.

Just got an email saying it was the last day to return my mail-in ballot.

The writers are
INEBRIATED.

The set is on
FIRE.

The sound system is
FUCKED.

The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.

The crew is in open
REVOLT.

Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.

A.I. is the future

Yeah, but teen Leo could pull it off.

I think people are just grasping for a reason why it looks so stupid.

It also isn't ghosting if you've been on a date or two, you actually have to be "together" to some degree.

I think constantly putting off plans and having things fizzle instead of being upfront about your feelings is part of ghosting.

But yes, ultimately what makes it ghosting is not firmly communicating your disinterest.

The thing about covering the entertainment industry is that every single day, it offers up a reason to just give up on it forever
www.vulture.com/article/bria...

You forgot Steven Charleston!

May they all perish violently (parody)