Used to be I opened a bag of shredded cheese & he’d haul ass for The Cheese Tax.
I’ve started teaching him ASL because I can’t even call him from the back door anymore. Grumpy old man is mostly deaf.

The progression of my dog’s hearing loss by sounds he no longer comes running to investigate:
1. Opening a bag of cheese
2. Using a can opener
3. The deadbolt on the back door

THANK YOU! I would have gotten around to this show eventually, but this was the push I needed. Was disappointed at first to only have small glances, but just got to the episode focused on him & the flirting is killing me in the best possible way!

Hateful for the sake of being hateful. An incurable pox on them all.

Wait, Cesare is back?! Last thing I saw him in was Midnight, TX. Was hoping they’d keep that going, since I read all the books.

I keep seeing ads for the new Spartacus & it makes me laugh remembering watching the first season with the kid. Episode 1: clutching pearls at the violence. Final episode: bloodthirsty glee, cheering out loud 😂

I have one that screamed “send me to Zsa Zsa” if you send me your address 😉

Glass engraved with Willett, with a small amount of bourbon, neat

@clairewillett.bsky.social in case someone in your family needs a Christmas gift, I got an email from the distillery just South of me in Bardstown, KY 😉

Halle Berry you will always be famous

Tell Louisville Metro Council: Vote YES to Unmask ICE.
An amendment that would stop law enforcement from hiding their identities during public operations heads to the full council tonight.
Use the form ⬇️ to contact your council member to urge a YES!
https://secure.ngpvan.com/NjoGqaFDpUCS5bMTemFd8Q2

Just got my Spotify Wrapped. My number 1 song was “I’d Rather Stick Knitting Needles In My Ears Than Use An App That Exploits Artists, Platforms Bigots And Posts Adverts For ICE”. Number 2 was, “Once In A Lifetime”, by Talking Heads.

Drink your juice, Shelby!

Basket behind bicycle seat with kale, kabocha squash, carrots and eggs. Bike is next to steps with snow on both sides

Yep, STILL biking to pick up my Rootbound Farm CSA! Cars giving me plenty of room - probably because they thought I was crazy 😝 #bikesky

Pretty much everyone I know raised Catholic went through a period where they were obsessed with Saints - especially those martyred in gruesome ways. St. Lawrence is the patron saint of my sense of humor.

I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face, sobs admiral who committed war crimes for leopards.

I needed this. Many made me laugh quite unexpectedly. A blessed break in the doomscrolling

Was thinking about this as I sorted through my stash to make a box of “to be hats” and put all my WIPs in one box to be hidden in the basement. Did leave 3 upstairs to finish this month though. Baby steps!

😂 This is so simple…and brilliant!

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

I only WISH I could forget Black Friday. It now starts here on Monday with “early deals”. My daughter worked at Macy’s when they had the bright idea for a few years to open on Thanksgiving for “Door Busters” so we had to do dinner before 1pm so she could go to work by 5. 😤

If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.

Louisville! Make sure you comment on Data Centers being built in our city. This would be an environmental disaster, not to mention the strain on power & driving up energy costs. louisvilleky.gov/government/o...

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian

Why on Earth is Rush Hour 4 trending?
I’d like to be in another alternate universe, please. Like in Sliders? This one is too ridiculous to be believable.

When my aunt & uncle were first dating he invited her to Thanksgiving at Great Uncle John’s house. She couldn’t show up empty handed & bought a bag of oranges. Uncle John grew oranges for Sunkist, like his father before him. 40+ years later, still a scandal. “They weren’t even Sunkist!”

My mom would get so mad at us when we’d ask to go to Taco Bell - “it’s not Mexican food”
“WE KNOW!” 😂
I still miss the Enchirito though

Okay, this is my favorite. Because bonus points for the Catholic joke.

I’ve never thought a TJ’s cashier was flirting with me, because I’m terrible at recognizing flirting

I want to get a sticker from a social bike club in each state, and put them all together in one spot where cyclists in Denver pass by a lot. A reminder of all of the people around the country working to make cycling safer. The people that get infrastructure built that I use when on vacation. The people who win battles that inspire me to push for change at home. How to help: - Screenshot this story and share it on yours. - Message friends from other states who might be able to help. - DM me to see if your state has been taken yet. If not I'll give you my address. Please send 3 stickers if you can.

Hey #BikeSky! Can you help me with an art project I’m working on? If you’re part of a local bike group that has stickers, can you mail me 3 of them? As long as they mention your city or state, or they have a social media handle that people can follow to see what state you’re in.

U.S. Coast Guard Will No Longer Consider Swastika a Hate Symbol The Coast Guard seems to be fine with Nazis now.

Decent people: "Hey, these hate symbols are terrorizing some of our service members. We should do something about that."

Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."

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