Mythbusty is tired

Omggggggg! Nobody needs that in their life.

Oh god no.

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background Alt: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing

Correct!

It will be in my head for days. 😂

Did young Busty think she’d be sitting in the dentist chair hearing “All the Small Things” by Blink 182 piping through the office speakers in 2025? No, no she did not.

Ohio. 😂

We have so many dickfruit this year. Four plants was too many. Faaaaar too many.

Uggggh! I hope you’re not called up again for many many years.

😬😬 I’m sorry friend. I got yeeted from a doozy of a jury panel once and am forever grateful.

Yeah, they sent a couple emails beforehand and thankfully I noticed because normally that’s not an email I open.

Well played!

Hopefully they’re giving you some frequent flier miles for this.

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This is the definitive story of DOGE as told by those who experienced it

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a woman is standing in front of a blackboard with the words sideways written on it Alt: A woman is standing in front of a blackboard with words written on it sighing and saying “oh my god”.

There are things I choose to forget.

I now completely understand the candy coating on prescription pills. Jesus gods never make me have to take this god awful stuff again. I promise to stop swearing or something.

They’re probably from bird seed, which is not sweet corn that we’re used to but I’m also very impressed they produced actual corn and that you tried it.

It’s Tuesday. Are all the terrible people gone now?

They’re in a cult?

Oh I will be after a round of gnarly antibiotics.

No really universe, I’M DONE ADULTING NOW.

Sexy. Kinda.

Today was about adulting. Important documents notarized and vaccines planned. Then one of the needles “malfunctioned” so I got three instead of two. I was already stressed about two. I will not adult tomorrow.

I simply cannot.

Hulu canceled. Who’s next?

Absolutely not, Wookiee. We don’t repost feet.

You win. 😭❤️

Wh….whyyyyyyyyyyy?? Oh Girl.

I had never heard this cover and I thank you!

Share a favorite cover as a timeline cleanse if you’d like.

I personally love covers so this is hard, but this is one I particularly like.

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