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Q: Does it help to think of this as something like KFC's Jalapeรฑo Twister?

A: Shut up. Shut the fuck up

15.10.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Tell, just tell, I don't want you to show it, oh my God, I don't want the corpses, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --"

-- your 7th-grade English teacher

15.10.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who in pimplefuck is this wanker O'Neill?

15.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

15.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I learn about Woodrow Wilson, the nore I think kindly of his stroke

15.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a Filipino, so I can speak from experience about one of the two currency-holders I mentioned

15.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK HITLER!

15.10.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From her lips to Porter Rockwell's jowls

15.10.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember your Norquist (this applies for me, I thought Podhoretz said this):

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

15.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both sides are bad > But this guy from one side really hates us! > This guy speaks truth! > Guess I'll vote for this guy

15.10.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless and until this regime is overthrown, being a confederacy of delusional incompetents is more of an informed attribute that doesn't impact the collective ability of its members to inflict possibly irreperable harm

15.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See, if I've ever read or watched Zizek I'd get what this is.

15.10.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can best do that by wishing the revival and rejuvenation of democracy everywhere it has been abandoned for far more draconian, far more brutal, uncaring, stupider authoritarianisms, because being a healthy happy person in an age of authoritarianisms means I'm partaking in atrocities.

15.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correction: a belief in the supremacy of democracy over any form of authoritarianism.

15.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it all could've been avoided by not choosing Trump. Again.

Yes, my mind is already broken by that wasted potential, so congrats, I guess.

15.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever replaces American hegemony, which for all its discontents tended to lean democratic, will either be utterly tyrannical or so ineffectual in extending its reach that the international situation destabilizes, first into spheres of influence, then global war, again.

15.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the US petrodollar is a colonial tool of subjugation, then so are the yuan and the ruble

15.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Too bad, the CCP hates effeminacy. That means gays.

15.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The best country music tells you a little bloodshed can't hurt

15.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From a Politico article by Gwenda Blair, published September 1 2018:

At an earlier wake for his father, Trump had recalled his father as โ€œwonderful,โ€ โ€œthe best,โ€ โ€œa fine manโ€ who โ€œgave us all a good start,โ€ according to the New York Post. But when it came time to eulogize his father at the funeral, the focus shifted noticeably. He began by saying it was the toughest day of his own life. It was ironic, he said, that heโ€™d learned of his fatherโ€™s death right after reading a front-page story in the New York Times about the success of one of his own developments, Trump Place. He then enumerated all his other projects and said his father supported each one, and he finished by noting that on everything heโ€™d ever done, Fred had known he would be able to pull it off.

From a Politico article by Gwenda Blair, published September 1 2018: At an earlier wake for his father, Trump had recalled his father as โ€œwonderful,โ€ โ€œthe best,โ€ โ€œa fine manโ€ who โ€œgave us all a good start,โ€ according to the New York Post. But when it came time to eulogize his father at the funeral, the focus shifted noticeably. He began by saying it was the toughest day of his own life. It was ironic, he said, that heโ€™d learned of his fatherโ€™s death right after reading a front-page story in the New York Times about the success of one of his own developments, Trump Place. He then enumerated all his other projects and said his father supported each one, and he finished by noting that on everything heโ€™d ever done, Fred had known he would be able to pull it off.

He didn't get himself invited to memorials like this in the last few years of his lone term because of this kinda shit, Pence got all the invitations

Also, when his dad died, he got to speak, and...

14.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller had to study to be anywhere near, but not surpass, Trump's utter lack of humanity.

14.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck fuck fuck

14.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The level of inhumanity this monster just casually shows is still incredible, no matter how many times he flaunts it

14.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To put it bluntly, they'll really fucking do it

14.10.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what's even more cringe? Fucking authoritarians, that's what

14.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WANT THEM ALL KICKED OUT ALL FUCKING KICKED OUT

14.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last decade destroyed the minds of way too many young Americans

14.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1205    ๐Ÿ” 621    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

... because Trump has correctly gauged every democratic institution as a potential power base for his enemies, and has thus sought to degrade and destroy them piecemeal.

14.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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