@oro.bsky.social
Write my name on the toilet
RIP to Art Bellโs number one op, the Amazing Kreskin. Hereโs Kreskin claiming he predicted 9/11 and Art calling him a terrorist and then banning him from Coast to Coast
11.12.2024 03:06 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When you peel the label off a bottle of Advil liquigel minis, the label underneath is incredibly cool
01.12.2024 14:39 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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Buying the cornmood brand heels that are both kitten and stiletto
14.11.2024 15:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I canโt wait to get hired as the head of content at millennial money man
22.09.2023 03:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You guys hear about that โpiss jug manโ over on x? That made its way over here yet? I heard Blue Sky has its own piss jug man. Thatโs right. Believe it or not, if you havenโt heard, theyโre calling it the โshit cupdudeโ! Itโs true, and the mascot is that uhh, the, uhh Ice Spice Munchkin Drink
20.09.2023 20:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They went to the same store for their faces
20.09.2023 00:47 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is this about me
19.09.2023 00:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Rappers react to concerns
21.08.2023 12:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I love my ig algorithm
18.08.2023 20:16 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โLiking booksโ is so cringe
24.07.2023 19:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There was a category called I HATE THIS PERFUME
07.07.2023 02:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Checking in with the 2022 fragrantica award winners for worst marketing
06.07.2023 20:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
06.07.2023 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Really makes you think
04.07.2023 03:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thereโs a bunch of old beer in my crawlspace whaf should I do
04.07.2023 00:57 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Triple decker toastchee
01.07.2023 20:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a thing i really love about the bluesky migration is instead of trying to import contacts, it has successfully recreated the feeling of trying to find your friends after a natural disaster, with a severely cracked phone screen.
29.04.2023 17:05 โ ๐ 907 ๐ 238 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 11Hearting is sharting. You heard it here first
29.04.2023 00:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yโall ever seen a coke tallboy before
28.04.2023 23:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I spank my son every time I post a skeet that doesnโt get any sharts
28.04.2023 18:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Get him then
28.04.2023 18:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs giving Constantine Maroulis
28.04.2023 18:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They put the cookie crumble that looks like everything bagel seasoning on top of my chocolate cold foam and I was forced to scrape it off with my drink lid in front of the hair salon
28.04.2023 18:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm a zero interaction skeeter. Hate this place
28.04.2023 16:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The video for Three Six Mafia โDoe Boy Freshโ is a parody of Being John Malkovich about a portal at a community center where you can look inside and become the Three Six Mafia
28.04.2023 13:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0who need their onions weighed
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Me on Twitter after everyone moves over here
28.04.2023 01:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Any cheese in this guy?
28.04.2023 01:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is my skeeting shirt
27.04.2023 23:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
