Tom-Corcoran 2099

Did you ever get to meet the fat white homie in giant hoka shoes? What did he say? Were his words profound?

Jerry Quest

Hitting that age where you start to look like in-between Thing

I like to crawl through pipes

That orinoco flow creates an uncontrollable urge

Girl U Want

Heaven or Las Vegas is a false dichotomy

Once in a lifetime you’ll get a very special teacher, a great figure who will grind a seventh grade English class to a halt to explain, in detail, why Betamax is superior to VHS and that’s why he had no choice but to bring in his personal Beta machine in to be wired to the classroom projector

They named a man Balls Unger. Built from sprockets and wires in a cold factory from the heart of the rust belt

The labs are down the hall.

Dick Tracy comic panel of a small girl sat on a bed, against a pillow, with a single tear going down her cheek. A hand enters from left of frame holding a Geiger counter. A speech balloon from the hand’s owner proclaims “Yes, the Geiger counter shows radioactivity, and how!”. A second speech balloon enters from the right of the frame reacts “The poor kid!”

I found it odd that they put metamorpho in cut off dockers. Wolfman shorts

youtube channel description reading "we make big funny"

screen shot from a youtube channel banner with art of a post it note that reads "The funny guys!!"

Formulating a pea protein noxious enough to absolutely tear my guts apart/asunder. Je t'aime..

I wanna ride it all night long

The super highway that is

Dick Tracy panel where Tracy’s head is fucking huge

Bring back Tracy’s giant fuckin head

There's a special place in hell for evil mother fuckers

Picturing a totally bugged out rabbit. A hare gone completely buggy

Tom King is like if Geoff Johns had TBI and a record of war crimes

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I’m developing a newer, jacker, swing

My secret to a long 104 years? Gallons and gallons of custard

Imagining two stooges 😂

The All-Local Binman’s Choir - Sack Lunch [Live on TOTP]