Maybe Sven

It's true that bluesky isn't great for news and commentary about Palestine. Maybe it will get better, maybe it won't. But we have to keep trying because it's crucial to talk about Palestine precisely where it feels unwelcome.

I can’t compete with this

$3.75 in coins flew out of my pocket in an e scooter crash and now the bus stop teens are calling me sonic the hedgehog

Me in 20,000 BC:

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

[approaching the animatronic squirrel band leader] hey man great show

What if Moby turned up to the Oscars with Christopher Nolan's hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

run out of Ohio and pelted with small & medium sized rocks for pronouncing Kroger like Roger

Sex pests always operate in the plausible deniability zone

"i never thought the leopards would arrange for ME to die in a dramatic 'accident'," sobs person who failed to finish coup against the leopards who arrange for people to die in dramatic "accidents" regime

Look, Prigozhin won’t see your jokes, but your friends who are leading private militias will.

we constantly hear about "scrambling the fighters" but never "fighters over easy" "sunny-side up fighters" "fighters Benedict" etc.

reading at the bar is goated

a women lighting a cigarette off an american flag two women holding hands

who wants to recreate this with me :3c

43yo me: you may be wondering why i gathered you here today via time machine,
28yo me: Oh no, did Obama lose the election? did our Democracy fall?
16yo me: can i ask why you're the oldest one here
43yo me: no you can not ask that

Tokyo Sexwale is the best name I’ve ever seen

a neon sign for MILFORD PLAZA, but the ORD are burnt out

STOP THE CAR

Yeah I'm into outlaw country music, the real Nashville stuff. I drive a $70,000 F-150 and love the police

YES

screenshot from "wonka" of young willy wonka looking like he's either tripping balls or close to orgasm

she oompa on my loompa till I doompadeedoo

UPS pilots won’t fly if Teamsters strike Union pilots at UPS are ready to show solidarity with Teamsters workers if there is a strike, which would ground UPS Airlines.

Huge news: 3,300 UPS pilots say they will stand in solidarity with the 340,000 Teamsters, should they choose to strike, and not fly.

let's fucking not go

Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator

NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges

being annoying is praxis

Closeup of shoddy build detail on the tesla cybertruck

Closeup of shoddy build detail on the tesla cybertruck

Closeup of shoddy build detail on the tesla cybertruck

Closeup of shoddy build detail on the tesla cybertruck

Saw a cybertuck in person at the Peterson Auto Museum and… wow - “slapped together” is being generous

Look, social media is fun and all, but at some point we’re going to need to grow up, overthrow the government and seize control of the economy from the oligarchs who are cooking the planet and robbing us blind.