Jerry F. Westinger, fantasy author

As a 40 year old Eastern European from an actual post-communist country, it's never not hilarious to me when Americans pretend to know what communism is.

"How it started" vs "How it's going"

In 2023, I signed up for #Stockholm #ComicCon more or less on a whim, and arrived with nothing but a poster and 30 copies in my bag. Two years later, it's now a full-blown event I plan months in advance, and it's an incredible experience each time.

THE WAIT IS OVER! After premiering at #Stockholm #ComicCon this weekend, my latest novel is now available on Amazon! Check out "A Bad Way to Strike Gold" and be among the first to order below:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYQXC8S

#selfpublished #indieauthor #bookrelease

Mono black player, I see

Around the turn of the millennium, at the age of 13-14, I was in fully unmoderated Java chatrooms learning the most important lesson a child will ever learn: that people on the internet are objectively shit.

When you shoot season 2, it'd be awesome if you could have some of the people who weren't addressed say a line or two about themselves during the credits. Some of those shirts looked too interesting to waste!

Petition to rename it the "cum way."

Scrolled through hundreds of comments and never once saw anyone mention D!rt. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

My coworker told me I'm bad at accepting when I'm wrong, I told him it's because I don't have as much practice as he does.

HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOO

Caesar's assassination but everyone's just dropping metal pipes

Funny post, but I honestly got a much bigger kick out of the meltdown he recently had on his blog

Friend: "Hey, just letting you know I'm gonna be 15 minutes late."

Me: "Is that 15 minutes from the time we agreed to meet or 15 minutes from the 20 minutes you're always late?"

Sam Reich: Designs multiple episodes of Game Changer specifically around inflicting phychological torture on Brennan

Also Sam Reich: Turns an entire episode of Game Changer into an ad just so he can give Jacob as much money as possible

I have this idea for a grift where I pose as a medium and then just give people basic common sense advice that they wouldn't accept from the people around them, like "OoOoooOoh the spirits tell me you should major in something practicaaaal... the universe wants you to have a savings accooount..."

"Volo me Romanos devincere posse." ─ checks out

I love how arbitrarily the Onion fluctuates between "incisive social and political commentary" and "shit happening in my house"

The newly hired art director at the company I work for turned out to have directed the original Crazy Frog music video. Every employee over 30 was absolutely ecstatic to meet him.

Also, literally my entire planet speaks the same language and has the same culture.

Well, Amazon sure took their sweet time with it, but my latest audiobook is finally available on all platforms!

Listen to "A Bad Price to Pay for Love" on Audible, Kobo, Spotify, Google Play Books, Storytel, and wherever audiobooks are found

#indieauthor #selfpublished #fantasy #mystery #audiobook

I have wonderful news for you.

*points to kindergarten pop-up book* Don't you understand basic science?

Eh, it's what it's.

YouTube video by CharactersWelcome That Couple That Saw You From Across The Bar

Spoiler alert: It's gonna be bad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmnc...

I vividly remember a linkedin post by some Forbes 30 douchebag where he patted himself on the back for starting to make his bed in the morning and went on about the "incredible psychological effect" it has, and he had like 400+ comments appluading him for being a functioning adult

Robert De Niro shows support for daughter Airyn after she shares she’s trans: ‘I don’t know what the big deal is’ | CNN Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender.

“I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my daughter. I don’t know what the big deal is,” Robert De Niro told CNN in a statement. “I love all my children.”

www.cnn.com/2025/05/01/e...

The biggest problem is that every person in every situation is convinced that they're the character on the left.

Excuse me, that's "Her Holey-ness"

The white checkmark in the blue circle is also off center, and I *hate* how it's not aligned with the @ symbol of the handle. There is literally nothing more troubling going on in my life right now.