[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million]
[glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over
[me] oh i know exactly what you mean
[pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate
[me] we did the climate thing
[pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising
[me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear
[pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time
[me] *slowly takes a deep breath*
[me] *deep breath*
06.12.2025 04:13 β π 351 π 83 π¬ 5 π 2
is he back in toledo?
04.12.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
computers do exactly what they're told, and if they do something you did not intend it is because you approached them with imperfect courage
01.12.2025 08:16 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
is econ also infested with the β<cutesy quote or reference>: <actual title>β format?
29.11.2025 14:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
best way to come to a firm conclusion on that is to watch exactly one game
25.11.2025 01:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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24.11.2025 23:08 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
jesus fucking christ!
24.11.2025 14:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
those mamdani trump pictures have serious clinton-meets-kim-jong-il vibes
22.11.2025 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
table showing goaltending statistics:
#31 Carter Gylander 0.917 SAV% 2.37 GAA 2-0-1
#33 Sebastian Cossa 0.942 SAV% 1.60 GAA 5-0-0
#35 Michal Postava 0.936 SAV% 2.15 GAA 4-0-0
just gonna leave this here
21.11.2025 01:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
then why does housing in the urban core cost vastly more than housing in the suburbs?? cβmon man
18.11.2025 23:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βunemployment is really high! people must just not like workingβ
18.11.2025 23:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is an absolutely wild and totally evidence free assertion
18.11.2025 23:40 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helpedβ¦.no not that one eitherβ¦sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
18.11.2025 13:10 β π 28911 π 10359 π¬ 331 π 227
yea that must be right. although is
iβm done talking to anyone
ok? seems less than perfect to me for some reason
15.11.2025 17:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
or maybe he understands βiβm doneβ as downward entailing? which, wait a minute, isnβt it?
iβm done petting dogs -> iβm done petting fuzzy dogs
so the real question is why anymore sounds # to us adults!
15.11.2025 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
yea i saw thereβs some other services up now. youβve done good work here π«‘
14.11.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
lol how much is that running you
14.11.2025 12:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
web services that let you quickly throw together a website and publish it always have goofy URLs like that
13.11.2025 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wait until JCO finds out about how he doesn't even actually play video games
10.11.2025 20:08 β π 384 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0
10.11.2025 17:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
but donβt you think thereβs some amount of wealth W s.t. if the poorest person has W, no oneβs poor, even if some other people also have 10W or 100W or 1000W?
10.11.2025 01:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
you can own a fridge and still be at risk of homelessness or not have money to get adequate medical treatment, or need to work >40 hrs/week which feel like objective measures of poverty independent of technology or relative wealth
10.11.2025 01:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
if johnson gavels the house into session to vote on the senate deal then heβll have to seat grijalva. if he somehow doesnβt thatβs riot-on-the-house-floor type stuff
10.11.2025 01:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
forcing trump to veto releasing the files would be pretty bad for him i think
10.11.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
how did they know postava was gonna get hurt??
10.11.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ultimately Nancy Pelosiβs legacy is that she just kinda forgot to mentor a single person and thatβs why we have Hakeem Jeffries now
07.11.2025 01:22 β π 715 π 52 π¬ 28 π 1
i feel like you are personally responsible for the detroit outcome
05.11.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ok but how much of this is that one tampa bay game.
04.11.2025 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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