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@kesscat.bsky.social

Burdcat who occasionally moonlights as a sheep. Queer, genderfluid (they/them), pan, poly. Married to best Fox @cajunfox Living on a small farm and doing my best

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Absolutely!! I haven't had a Lauwiliwilinukunuku'oi'oi cocktail in like a decade, or a proper mai tai

27.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best! I know it's probably destined for tiki drinks, but it also makes a stupendous addition to rum cakes if you're baking.

27.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah orgeat. You making it with rose or orange blossom? I always like the orange better but it's harder to find.

27.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's honestly not bad unless it's a fresh spray. The whiffs people get while walking by or driving are just vaguely stinky. I've always thought the extreme reactions were just played up. If you aren't getting hit with the spray directly, it's fine.

22.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they've just sprayed, burning rubber/tires. When spraying was a small or a while ago, bad, strong weed. When it's really faded, beer that has gone bad. I was a dog groomer and did wildlife rehab, skunk spray smell is lodged in my head.

22.11.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there an actual reason to keep boas in full glass/acrylic enclosures or is it just easier/less stinky? I have a Hog Island boa and I've considered making her a bigger, more climbable enclosure with more open sides with wire. All the internet snake habitat plans are enclosed with acrylic or glass.

19.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It me!

03.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aand here’s the second one :3

03.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I tattooed some old furry friends yesterday and had a blast :3

03.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If it helps, this report is entirely based on Trump claiming Carney apologized. Not that Carney has been great, but I also don't believe it for a second if the only source is Trump saying it happened.

31.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That reaper horse is so cool, I can't believe it hasn't been snatched up yet

27.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering rotten dot com was a real website and not a teenage fever dream is a trip. Early internet was so fucking wild.

26.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so hard because 'treat your self' and 'self care' is always eating something or buying stuff :/ stupid capitalism and our dumb monkey brains that want sugar and new shiny things

24.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Squishy but in a pleasing manner

07.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample...

r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics.

r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct.

r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.

Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample... r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics. r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct. r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.

Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...

06.10.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1019    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 67

Pitchford should honestly just fall in a hole. He's such a stain on the studio, he's not a charismatic mouthpiece to the press and he doesn't bring anything of value. He's a parasite leeching off of other's work and makes everything worse

19.09.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A terrible, cryptid-style photo of del Toro walking past.

A terrible, cryptid-style photo of del Toro walking past.

I couldn't get tickets to the world premiere of Frankenstein in Imax. They sold out in milliseconds.

My only choice was to get there 40 minutes early and wait in the standby line.

Guillermo del Toro walked by, saw me waiting, and had his team give me one of his personal guest tickets.

18.09.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2696    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 62
A young turkey standing near a group of other young turkeys. A person's hand is reaching out to touch the turkey to show how large it is.

A young turkey standing near a group of other young turkeys. A person's hand is reaching out to touch the turkey to show how large it is.

Turkey update! I knew going in to getting poults that turkeys are pretty dumb. I did not know how determined to kill themselves they were. I also didn't know how charming and curious turkeys are. These are all destined for Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners, but i think want to get heritage breeds

07.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, there are ways around these issues, I'm just saying what convention board members are telling me. Reprints not being cheap is a tricky one, someone somewhere is going to forget a badge and conventions are exhausted with being dragged on social media

20.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think mailing badges would be amazing, but those are the roadblocks that I've encountered and I haven't been able to overcome them :/

20.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every con I have suggested it to has at least one of the following concerns and won't move past them. 1. Fear of early hands on badges means more likely to have counterfeits. 2. Adult badges going to minors without an ID check 3. Pretending to "lose" badges and getting a cheap second reprint

20.08.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Return to Paradise on Steam Up on the land, down in the sea! Discover hundreds of piΓ±ata species, new and old, in Return to Paradise, a Viva PiΓ±ata fangame! Return to Paradise is a dream fangame being built by the community, for...

Though if you've never seen this, there's a fan made game that's being worked on as a spiritual successor. It's probably still pretty far out, but I think it's worth keeping an eye on. store.steampowered.com/app/2178120/...

15.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have reminded me of my similar lack of viva pinata and I am also sad.

15.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A large white and brown goat laying in a pile of hay. He's completely flat and unmoving but is just napping very deeply.

A large white and brown goat laying in a pile of hay. He's completely flat and unmoving but is just napping very deeply.

My really old goat just did this to me! I went outside to check on him because it was so damn hot. He's fine, just napping

11.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always wanted to do a full sleeve tattoo for my right arm but nothing ever clicked. But I just thought of doing something dinotopia themed and that really felt right so I think designing that is going to be my next obsession

11.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Her coat tails always give me beetle wing vibes. S'cool.

07.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 or 3 are more compelling for purchasing a game that has action. 1 is nice, but feels too chill for the vibe I think you're going for. Very harvest moon. I prefer 3 but I always prefer monsters, I think either 2 or 3 is a good option.

01.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If these are being made out of glass I'm going to *lose it*

27.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dino DNA!

25.07.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More stories should start that way tbh

24.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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