Was browsing through houses for sale near me (just to be nosey) and this lovely house in Turnberry, Ayrshire (near The Great Fatsby’s Scottish golf course) caught my eye.

Mainly for what I spotted on the wall behind their toilet.

Snigger.

It’s OK - just say they’re bringing in the raw ingredients for Dear Leader’s favourite food and abracadabra they’ll be *completely* fine with it.

As a Republican senator. Since they’re all COWards

(Sorry)

He doesn’t sound like much of a loss to the planet.

I don’t know much about this (not in the US). How the hell was a 24 year old single man approved to adopt anyone??? Or was it a more… casual…. arrangement? 🤢

Or the drugs have worn off.

From your subtle hinting I’m getting a sense that you perhaps harbour some ill feeling towards the 🍊🤡

He can talk out of his backside?

Make any subject all about him?

Hypnotise people into believing groceries are cheaper when they’re actually more expensive?

I’m sure there are more, just none that are useful 😁

Imagine being compared to Hitler… and Hitler winning the popularity ratings.

If it was me I’d just put a bullet in my head.

We’re showing our ages here lol. It was my first thought too 😁

What, he watches all these shows he claims to hate …. just so he can bitch and stamp his cankled foot about them?

Seems to me the man should spend less time watching TV and more time “presidenting”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Funny how they don’t seem to recognise tyranny now that it’s literally in front of their noses 🤷🏻‍♀️

Or perhaps it’s only “tyranny” if it’s something they personally don’t like.

I’d never heard of Urbach-Wiethe disease before, thank you for setting me off on a Google educational trip! I’m just reading about patient SM. Interesting she felt fear for an internal threat but not any external ones. Isn’t the human body astonishing 🤯

And of course OPERATION REMAIN AWAKE 👀

Yesterday I met the same couple *3 times* on my walk. Second time we were all “oh hello again!”, third time we all looked a bit embarrassed and mumbled “we must stop meeting like this”. Even the dogs looked awkward. It’s all so terribly, terribly British 🤣

Just don't miss!

It's 4am here and I've just woken my husband and cats with an unsuccessfully stifled snort-laugh 🤣

😂😂🤣

Squabs are so adorably unfortunate-looking, aren't they!

Since when is it commonplace to have your business conversations with colleagues via social fucking media??? And worse, for heads of government to do it? It's like a comedy sketch.

ps I really hate "Bondi-Bitch" (one for the Aussies there)

These “random” inverted commas he uses everywhere are starting to get really “annoying”.

That aside, looking forward to this little spat. MTG was never going to be allowed to criticise Trumplethinskin and get away with it!

It’s infuriating. And let’s face it, if his rambling speeches *weren’t* edited for time, there would be no space left in the schedules for other programmes.

Trump thinks he can now bully foreign TV companies like he’s squashed American ones. He needs to be put in his place. Firmly.

Such professional people 🙄

I’m so embarrassed for them.

As always, the Republican hypocrisy is breathtaking. Nowadays their opinion on anything will depend on first finding out whether the person involved is Red or Blue.

Red? It’s fine, nothing to see.
Blue? Apoplexy incoming.

Jesus Christ 🤯
Between that and the bandages on the ears I just …. wow. Humanity peaked a while back and we’re now on a backslide.

Beautiful 🤣. Yes, Donnie, I 100% agree that the American president was worse than useless in the first year of Covid! Better do some more of that "thinking" you claim to do so much of.

I read an article yesterday about how “Mar a Lago face” is actually now a thing that people are asking American plastic surgeons for. The world’s doomed 🤦🏻‍♀️

If you ever want to read an absolute horror story, read about Penelope Dingle in Australia, who had an excruciating death after entrusting her cancer care to a homeopath instead of her oncologist. It still haunts me even though I read about it years ago.

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Oooh I’d forgotten about Brannigans but the ham and pickle were mmmmm! *chef’s kiss*