Mary S

When a praying mantis is a preying mantis, it's stll a mantis.

Sunflower with Oppositional Defiant Disorder refuses to face the sun like his siblings.

I remember the upside down man and the man with a lot of feathers. I used to see them on display at our friend's (Tom and Ed's) house.

The culture of appropriating artwork that belongs to other countries?

Sexualizing is in the eye of the beholder.

Yes. It is an essence collected using fracking underneath garbage dumps.

Prototype of a solar powered vacuum.

Based on this, can we assume Charlie boycotts Chick-fil-A?

Who knew spiders have such cute fur? If we all had teeny, weeny hands we could pet them.

Tipp for foocher mischiff: Rolle on backe to showe tummy, lookz cute to Dade and he will pette you. That's way you can do bothe bites AND clawe Dade at saime times.

I can't explain it, but, as people in their 70's, my family and friends hope never to be mistaken for them. None of us have ever voted Republican, maybe because we've lived our lives in Maryland where we learned that diversity is not something to be afraid of and empathy is an honorable thing.

It's because facial recognition software will ID them as Proud Boys and convicted/pardoned Jan 6ers

They're not the only ones.

Guess it will take just a little bit longer to set up his gold mining operation on Mars.

We use the kind with hot pepper in it (when it's not sold out due to popular demand.😉) The birds don't notice the hot but the squirrels stay away.

Anyone who has ever owned and loved a cat/cats can appreciate what you and your cat are going through.

He needs a thesaurus to find synonyms for the word "bad." Oh, wait! I forgot. He doesn't know how to read.

I'll sleep better tonight after hearing this.

Allergic reaction is just a cover-up. Actually, she had a miscarriage...of justice.

Montezuma's Revenge?

The allergic reaction is a cover-up. She had a miscarriage of justice.

That explains why each blueberry costs $1.25.

🤣 Next thing you know, they'll start complaining about your Cup o' Noodles soup.

I learned early on that some products they sell are poor quality, the descriptions are not trustworthy, and returns can be complicated. So if she didn't buy the dress, it might have been a blessing in disguise.

If nothing else, maybe people have now finally learned that not everything they read on social media is true.

Must have been included the 250,000 who were commanded to march in the parade.

The Melania statue looks almost lifelike.

19...20...OK, here I come.

Count me in.