John Lapinski

I thought maybe it's just because I was rooting for the loser in all the games this weekend that they felt unsatisfying, but then I realized that every losing team outgained their opponent, some by a lot, but turnovers and special teams did them in. It's part of football, but sucks to lose like that

My brain every time I hear Ladd McConkey's name. Someone please tell me I'm not alone...

The Giants had 245 yards of TOTAL offense today.

Saquon has 255 RUSHING yards.

There are scenes in the Giants Hard Knocks this offseason that have entered the pantheon of worst all-time sports takes.

Someone needs to keep John Mara away from sharp objects for the next 48 hours.

The point of the story here is that there's at least one man in the world who can perfectly relate to what Danny Dimes is going through right now.

Got benched, tried to be a team player, asked for his release, and then had his ex go off with some hot, young Italian 🇮🇹

He breaks up with her, and finds out afterwards she had hooked up with some dude when she was over in Italy.

She wanted out, but didn't have the guts to break up with him, so she negged him until he had to do it himself.

He was still into her and was trying to figure out what was wrong and fix it, but she just kept freezing him out. Eventually, after a few weeks of the cold shoulder, he knew he had to dump her 🗑️. No other option. Wasn't even a relationship anymore.

Daniel Jones asking for his release brings to mind a story about a friend of mine:

Had a buddy who started dating this girl senior year of college and they were together for a while after. One day she went on vacation to Italy, and when she came back, she was super cold to my friend. Pure ice 🥶

Love it when Al Michaels gets salty. You can always tell when he bet the Over.