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Fantasy football writer and interception prop bets @4for4football.bsky.social. FSWA member. Data scientist. Goeh bherds πŸ¦…

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Is Trey Benson in the room with us now?

07.12.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat this offense really needs is more hitch routes.” - Nick

07.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the Bills have is YAC. Hard to have anything else with a 1.4-yard aDoT from Allen last week. Football malpractice.

06.12.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another satisfied customer.

03.12.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In TyGod we trust.

30.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the reason issssssss…it’s broken.

30.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hoopes There It Is: Week 13 Game Preview πŸ‘‡

β€’ Chiefs back atop PROE, but the run game is still a problem
β€’ Cards, Cowboys, Bengals, Rams passing volume we want to chase
β€’ A few implied totals that say more than the spreads

27.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

11 targets - 2 TDs = … mother of god

27.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Single-handedly willing Jaylin Noel into existence.

26.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On behalf of the Eagles, we gladly accept LaFleur.

24.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He still has not done something fun. I’ll keep you posted, though.

21.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hoopes There It Is: Week 12 Game Preview 🏈

πŸ”₯ Trade-deadline angles before Saturday’s Yahoo cutoff
πŸ“Š Explosive play data + expected fantasy points for Week 17
🧠 Start/sit leans for every Week 12 matchup

Full breakdown from @stephenhoopes.bsky.social ⬇️

19.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would take Geno attempting one (1) pass down the field.

18.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 1/1/1 line is hilarious

17.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh well nevertheless

16.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s see Sean Payton forget about RJ Harvey now!”

*15 Jaleel McLaughlin carries per game*

β€œAhh well nevertheless”

15.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
You're goddamn right.

29. Jaylin Noel, Houston Texans (75.7)
After seeing zero targets in the Texans' Week 9 matchup against the Broncos, Noel landed four against the Jaguars, bringing in each one for 35 yards. He converted two late downs on a second-half drive as Houston mounted its comeback. He also recorded a 27-yard catch against busted coverage early in the second quarter.

Noel now has 18 catches for 197 yards on the season. He has gained 11 first downs, caught a touchdown pass and accounted for five plays of 20-plus yards. He has been targeted 10 times on conversion downs, bringing in nine catches for 61 yards and six first downs. The Iowa State product owns a 77.4 PFF receiving grade on those plays, ranking second among rookies with at least 10 targets.

The third-round pick has also secured five of seven deep targets for 143 yards and a 98.1 PFF receiving grade (eighth best). Noel is also used extensively as a punt returner, having returned 18 punts for 206 yards. He has forced 12 missed tackles en route to a 72.1 PFF punt-return grade.

You're goddamn right. 29. Jaylin Noel, Houston Texans (75.7) After seeing zero targets in the Texans' Week 9 matchup against the Broncos, Noel landed four against the Jaguars, bringing in each one for 35 yards. He converted two late downs on a second-half drive as Houston mounted its comeback. He also recorded a 27-yard catch against busted coverage early in the second quarter. Noel now has 18 catches for 197 yards on the season. He has gained 11 first downs, caught a touchdown pass and accounted for five plays of 20-plus yards. He has been targeted 10 times on conversion downs, bringing in nine catches for 61 yards and six first downs. The Iowa State product owns a 77.4 PFF receiving grade on those plays, ranking second among rookies with at least 10 targets. The third-round pick has also secured five of seven deep targets for 143 yards and a 98.1 PFF receiving grade (eighth best). Noel is also used extensively as a punt returner, having returned 18 punts for 206 yards. He has forced 12 missed tackles en route to a 72.1 PFF punt-return grade.

PFF's second-highest graded rookie receiver? You guessed it: Jaylin Noel. Shoutout my fellow propagandists @stephenhoopes.bsky.social @riversmccown.bsky.social and shoutout Lauren Gray, who does some of the best WR work in all the land

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15.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if there's weather involved. But the Bucs' run defense is so good that opponents tend to skew more toward the pass. But when they do run, yeah, I could see some 2-TE sets for sure. They're 13th in rush attempts in 2-TE sets and both Knox and Hawes grade out well in run blocking.

14.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is just dropbacks but that's what we care about in fantasy anyway. The Bills are really successful passing out of 2-TE sets but they very rarely do it. And without Kincaid and with Shakir and Palmer good to go, I guess I would think still pretty limited 2-TE dropbacks.

14.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would also toss in a gambling reference that makes it seem like you can only do it through back-alley bookies rather than every single commercial being Draftkings or Fanduel.

14.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder if Aaron Glenn doesn't want to be asked about his QBs because he knows Breece Hall is clearly his best option?

13.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Sorry, I had RJ Harvey-specific amnesia" - Sean Payton

13.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get ready to learn "15 Jaleel McLaughlin carries" buddy!

13.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hoopes There It Is β€” Week 11 Game Preview πŸ§¨πŸ“ˆ

β€’ SEA due for volume through the air; CHI volatility cuts both ways
β€’ NE–NYJ trench edge, HOU–TEN mismatch, GB run funnel for Jacobs
β€’ Start vibes & matchup reads for every game

Full preview πŸ‘‡

12.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steichen's Revenge

11.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I like to cycle through handcuff options on Yahoo throughout the day on Sunday, so I wanted to start with the Colts game. I'll go Abdullah!

07.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sicko question for you, but any read on what RB you'd want in IND if Taylor goes down? I assume it's between Abdullah and Goodson?

07.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think a lot of it has to do with his air yards. Plummeted in recent weeks.

07.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll go yes and Miami somehow.

07.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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