Bull Randleman’s chewed up cigar 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Driving a Jetta while my cars in the shop and while it drives decent this is hands down the worst designed interior I’ve ever experienced.

Somewhere a german designer is cackling at the horrors he unleashed on the world.

I just need to make it until For All Mankind season 5 I say to myself as I stare into the void.

He’s really gonna do it.

Maybe next time we just elect Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple and let the big stone head call the shots.

You’re telling me it could somehow be worse?

Dreaming about a prime rib in these trying times.

They scraped the bottom of the barrel for this entire administration but they had to break out the chisel and hammer to pull this dude out of the swamp.

My key takeaway from One Battle after another is there will be a “comrade Josh” and we will have beef over the pettiest of differences.

I see a guy can’t even eat some crackers and cheese without a drone incident over Europe.

A plate of cheese and crackers hates to see a mfer like me coming

IT WORKED

It’s time for The Kevin O’Connell Center For QBs Who Can’t Play Good and Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Football Stuff Good Too to work it’s magic for a third time.

Smoke shop sleep paralysis demon type vibe

There’s gonna be a dude dressed like this leading his own militia, calling himself “General Bratwurst” and we’re all just going to have to come to terms with that.

If you are born an American or become one later in life, you get full ownership of all the promise and opportunity the United States has to offer, along with the burden of bearing every historical sin this country has committed since its founding.

That, to me, is the bargain.

I just threw up a little in mouth seeing this post.

Dude on the far back left is so unbelievably annoyed when he realized the dude filming wasn’t going to get scared away and they were stuck with them.

God damn it.

Minnesota Vikings Sunday Night Football everybody.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL BABY

Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un sitting on the floor, drinking tea and eating fruit.

It could all be so simple

Ok no news is allowed to happen for the next 10 hours.

No geopolitical incidents, no violations of NATO airspace, NO NOTHING.

It’s Vikings football time BABY.

/r/Korean has a good thread of resources:

www.reddit.com/r/Korean/com...

You’re telling me French fighter jets scrambled over Poland, NOTAMs are being issued out of Lublin and you still think nothing ever happens?

This administration is a circus and everything is a performance.

I like how we started at “We are deploying the NG to CHICAGO” then when they had clearly no legal authority moved to bitching and whining at Pritzker to give them permission, now they are sulking back friendly territory to turn this into the photo op it ultimately always was.

Man there’s something particularly unsettling about the FBI operating essentially like a federalized version of the Boston Bomber Reddit investigators.

I’ve seen stuff celebrating the shooting on Bluesky but it’s all 2 like posts by random no follower accounts.

Mind you on Twitter accounts like “White Warrior” with 30K followers are saying shit like “The streets must run with lib blood” and “it’s time for the white race to stand up”.

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

Mike Lee being sad about Charlie Kirk versus Mike Lee making little jokes about Minnesota Democratic politicians getting murdered

Oh, is Mike Lee moralizing about his hatred of political violence now?

I think straight up celebrating Kirk’s death is somewhat sickening but I don’t think anyone needs to be saddened by the fact a guy who called children getting shot “unfortunately worth it” caught a bullet.

You can call me callous but we live in callous times.