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Reader of Books ( mainly crime ), Supporter of Everton FC, Player of Left Handed Guitars ( albeit badly ), Eclectic music taste but lean towards Psychedelic and Blues. https://go.bsky.app/PQcPUgF - EFC Starter Pack https://bsky-follow-finder.theo.io/

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I've got 25 minutes until my next meeting, I can probably listen to it again before then.

20.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guessing no female, other than his mother, has ever been in that room.

17.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Throw them at Reform MPs.

17.10.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

1. Represented Everton and England?

17.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3. Scored a Hat-trick for Everton Football Club.

17.10.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2. All captained Everton Football Club

17.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Played for Everton Football Club.
2. Played for Everton Football Club.
3. Played for Everton Football Club.

17.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts exactly.

17.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How wrong can you be? Manhunter is the best Lecter film going.

15.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the Afghan that has just been jailed for threatening to kill Farage? In this case it is justified that they seek his opinion.

15.10.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why? most people in the UK don't have A Level English, nor would they pass if sat down for an exam in it.

14.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Religion

14.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does Freund have three legs?

14.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scunthorpe away to Blackpool in FA Cup 1st round. Absolutely no reason why Scunny cannot get a result there. #FACup #UpTheIron

14.10.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Irrelevant, there were others of other nationalities there as well, all got paid the same.

14.10.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy, I used to get Β£200 a week picking spuds in Lincolnshire.

In the 80's.

13.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to green light a three hour blockbuster movie with both Goggins and Pascal starring. The whole plot being them pissing on Davidson for the full three hours.

13.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah fuck, I have to write a book?

11.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, got access to the VIP area in Hombres Nightclub one night in the 80's because they thought I was Ben Elton. Free drinks all night.

10.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At various times I was mistaken for Marc Almond, and later as Ben Elton.

10.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ski Sunday.

10.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

why am I not surprised by this?

10.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 10 years time, Palestinians will have less say in the running of Palestine as they do today. They will be relegated to the serving class of a Billionnaire playground run by a puppet 'so-called' apolitical committee on behalf of the Israeli and US governments.

10.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That and the first US appointed Saint.

10.10.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can't we just let Ukraine have it's nuclear arsenal back?

10.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of chaff and con artists still on there, but you learn to see through that.

10.10.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky pretty much exclusively, Facebook for Guitars on Marketplace, and a couple of community groups only.

10.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No pets on that ferry.

09.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Them Witches gig in London tonight. Am I excited?

Reader, I am. Very.

#AllThemWitches

09.10.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really looking for a downside to this and I keep coming up blank.

08.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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