SwelterTheChef

My wife hates walking round cities, or old places, with me, as I will invariably disappear without warning down some dark alley or nook.

Clifford Orji, serial killer in Nigeria when she was there, didn't seem to affect her belief in God.

I don't understand this bit - "he's the one that's doing it". What was he doing that meant it had to be highlighted in that manner? was it something distracting that the adjudicators couldn't work out, but only Kemi could? Was he helping everyone but Kemi to cheat?

Hardly went on to have a stellar career.

Watch Kennedy ban this research so Health Insurance companies can continue stripping people of their money for treatment.

Tea, coffee, fruit based beverage?

Possible Everton news, Southampton have approached West Brom about Tom Fellows. Dibling replacement?

To be fair, all 'standard' throwing lager is awful.

Fed up. Have had it in my mind that I am on holiday from tonight, only to find, after double checking the reservation, that it is in fact on Friday I am booked in, so have another day of work to go.

Flight booked back for a 4:30 departure to John Lennon.

Kudos, Christiana F on a first date. You got balls mate.

Or we could sell him to Roma for a quid more than we paid for him so Southampton get 25p and then loan him back.

Didn't the two outstanding recruitment team members start on Friday?

Ah, wasn't aware of that rule change. Thanks.

Have something similar in our family. If I mentioned Great Uncle Mark, who died at el Alamein, to anyone in our family, except my father, there would be a collective who?

Totally, the man is a warrior.

Why can't Woakes have a runner?

You commentating on a replay? :)

Absolutely, try not to even look at the league table until 10 games have been played.

One of the most one sided sessions of cricket I think I have watched.

My son's season ticket came through with mine ( two separate links ). Forwarded him my email and he was able to download his own season ticket.

Slow Horses

Also, what is that unnamed dessert in the middle? Is that a Blancmange?

A Walnut Whip is not, and never has been a dessert.

For a brief moment I thought you had something weird going on with your right ear there before realising it was the back of a young woman.

Bloody Hell, can't stop yawning.

Had forgotten he was still there. Last of Moshiri's appointments isn't he ( might even be an Usmanov link ).

Btw, I have been to a pantomime, it was possibly the most miserable two hours of my life. Grim was not the word.

How many British immigrants in Spain have been to a Zarzuela?