@umactually.bsky.social knew I was having a bad week so they gave me my favorite Um Actually theme. I think about the audio portion of reality tv 2 at least once a week

Lauren Boebert entered politics a married mother of four and now is a divorced grandmother with a son in jail. GOP values.

Just remembered that the only reason my ex reconsidered his stance on marriage is because of Matthew McConaughey. And they’ll still think they’re original thinkers

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

I'm weirdly emotional about this line from Gaban. Like. Omg.
#onepiece1139

Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.

Elon musk throwing the Nazi salute.

Crazy how John Fetterman and Ritchie Torres never tweeted a condemnation of this once.

Laws don’t exist.

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.

Now I do.

True.

The cover of the book “On Tyranny, twenty lessons from the twentieth century.” By Timothy Snyder

I bought 10 of these locally and am now sticking them in all the tiny free libraries. #booksky #books

18 white male stand-up comics in a grid. The ones I know are great. It's not about if they're great or not.

This is the lineup for Nate Bargatze's comedy cruise #DEI

How is this not satire? A 4 day cruise and you couldn’t find a single comedian of color or woman?

I read it the exact same way you did

trying to remember that shitty art is better than no art so I gotta just draw whatever and not worry about it. can't get better if I'm not even doing it at all

You just completely annihilated your point by using an AI photo.

Still from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy referencing the media that did make it

Rolling Stone, with "College Radio" guy

Wired, with "Weapons and Helmets Magazine" guy

Teen Vogue, with "Girl Beat" lady

When you're trying to get people to notice that your country is being taken over by techno-oligarchs

Y’all are still shocked Taylor loves Not Like Us when all she writes are diss tracks

Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.

Elon crossing the line 😬
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