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Chris Johnson

@chj0.bsky.social

Survey statistician, public health nerd, auto enthusiast, square dancer, hiker, childless cat dad, opera buff, fan of German language & culture, and proponent of the Oxford comma. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ He/him/his/hisโ€™n. EN/DE.

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Latest posts by chj0.bsky.social on Bluesky

No Rapist Left Behind

18.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1901    ๐Ÿ” 401    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

๐Ÿ“ŒNOTE: There's no newsroom guidance I'm aware of that says journalists have to just sit there and take it when an ill-bred slob, and convicted felon calls them "piggy" and shrugs off the brutal killing of one of their colleagues by simply saying, "things happen."

19.11.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2060    ๐Ÿ” 503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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I hope he does. Even Republicans hate him.

18.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's No Good (Hardfloor Mix)
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic It's No Good (Hardfloor Mix)

#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
Depeche Mode- Itโ€™s No Good (Hardfloor Remix )

youtu.be/S6ymbPfFnRA?...

17.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, sir. May I have another? What a pathetic suck-up.

14.11.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Elise, my goddaughter, looking wistful

Elise, my goddaughter, looking wistful

Elise, my goddaughter, at a local brewery

Elise, my goddaughter, at a local brewery

Elise, my goddaughter, looking goofy

Elise, my goddaughter, looking goofy

Elise, my goddaughter, came from the county animal shelter.
#RescuesofBluesky

13.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the good work all of you do. Never doubt its importance.

13.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly! Wait โ€ฆ are we back to talking about Trump?

13.11.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chester may sue the lady that fills the bird feeder.

11.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Squirrel-in-Chief

11.11.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

09.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8447    ๐Ÿ” 3069    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

06.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1597    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

๐Ÿงต 1/7 Tomorrow marks three months since the tragic and terrifying shooting at CDC Roybal.

The gunman was fueled by dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines.

๐Ÿ’” Officer David Rose died protecting us.

President Trump has never said a word.

07.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ

07.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4236    ๐Ÿ” 1500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Those germs donโ€™t count.

07.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

05.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15990    ๐Ÿ” 2540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 848    ๐Ÿ“Œ 190

Why do voters keep needing to let Republicans fuck everything up to remember to not vote for them????

05.11.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

This still happens to me with certain songs when I hear them.

05.11.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.

He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

04.11.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23248    ๐Ÿ” 5088    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 481    ๐Ÿ“Œ 198

I miss her

31.10.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4940    ๐Ÿ” 875    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
brown and white tabby cat looking past with wide eyes and her tongue slightly poking out

brown and white tabby cat looking past with wide eyes and her tongue slightly poking out

she has no idea that she's the load-bearing wall of my entire mental health

29.10.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Did rabies write this

27.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 763    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him heโ€™s wrong.

Let that sink in.

27.10.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11046    ๐Ÿ” 2752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 437    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
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Crockett: You have a president who consistently is obsessing over two women of color that are members of the house, I don't know what black woman hurt him in his past, honey, but it is really taking him through it.

28.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14628    ๐Ÿ” 3736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 555    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208
A partially crushed car. The text reads, "Pro Tip: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good."

A partially crushed car. The text reads, "Pro Tip: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good."

Follow me for more helpful tips.

25.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 399    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

My grandmother did that, and I always wanted coffee when I stayed with my grandparents so I could drink it that way. She added a lot of milk to her coffee, too.

22.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charles Krauthammer was one of my journalist heroes.

20.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
๐“๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐ฌ - ๐‹๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐–๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž - ๐‹๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’ - ๐Ÿ’๐Š ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ #talkingheads   #stopmakingsense
YouTube video by Austech ๐“๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐ฌ - ๐‹๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐–๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž - ๐‹๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’ - ๐Ÿ’๐Š ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ #talkingheads #stopmakingsense

"Life During Wartime" (1979) - Talking Heads ๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽง

Performed live in concert in "Stop Making Sense" (1984) โฌ‡๏ธ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn62...

19.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1494    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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