@captainkramer.bsky.social
"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
WW2 American soldier using flamethrower in a field. Caption: 'Don't mind me. Just watering my Nazis.'
saw this one on bsky a while back
must be legit
Robby the DNC Robot
NOW HAIR THIS
GAVIN NEWSOM IS THE CANDIDATE
AND YOU WILL VOTE AS INSTRUCTED
'If Newsom runs and we knife the leftist candidates and hoard the campaign money and media access and use one (1) voting machine each for greater Los Angeles and San Francisco and allow ICE to thug rush those two locations, and he somehow wins the primary, will you support our candidate? wHy NoT?'
18.02.2026 19:35 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0well, I was wrong.
'free unicorn ponies...' would have worked better in that one
Liberals coming way late to bsky only to complain that they can't win a debate about their lame politics/candidates, then resorting to brunch-whistle labeling and listing and conspiracy theories... it's gutless.
Had they true convictions they'd do all that and solicit for $27.
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βIs there a technology the left is excited about?β
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
Chris Hedges' priceless The Death of the Liberal Class.
Clueless liberal arrogance is what loses elections. Glad you're OK with that, just don't try to blame the left for your political bankruptcy.
18.02.2026 15:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Decent, aware people: 'Let's start with unequivocal opposition to genocide. It's a best practice and also a winning issue.'
BlueMAGA: 'Is there no end to the number of perfect, free ponies that fart stardust glitter and hundred dollar bills?'
Gotta work on yr political nomenclature bruh, because you're lost right now.
π« And please spare us "folks." Its re-entry into popular use was a fascist tell. π«
Yeahhhhh... you're insane if you believe that for even a nanosecond.
18.02.2026 15:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by BlueMAGA lists
Dragging themselves through tedious shitlib skeets, looking for the punchline
Angelheaded shitposters burning for the ancient heavenly connection
- Allen Ginsberg
Blue Maga lists are so funny on this site. Theyβre all titled like βEnemiesβ and you click into it and itβs just a feed of really funny shitposters and people who earnestly want a better world for everyone.
18.02.2026 14:52 β π 37 π 9 π¬ 2 π 2A true managerial class blind spot. What a tell! β οΈβ₯οΈβ¦οΈβ£οΈπ
18.02.2026 15:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Art:
18.02.2026 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ow-owooooooo!
Arrange a pack of dogs to chase the IOC and we're cooking with gas.
Peter Falk in The Brinks Job (1978)
YEAHHHHH BOI!
18.02.2026 13:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MAJOR: Twin Cities Tenants joins five labor unions, together repping 25,900 members, to launch a rent strike drive, vowing to withhold rent March 1 if @governorwalz.mn.gov fails to deliver an eviction moratorium and rent relief. If launched, this would be the largest US rent strike in 100+ years.
17.02.2026 19:01 β π 1644 π 601 π¬ 8 π 50
Thrashing "what's sold to us as AI" is a good moment to link Adam Curtis' chilling insight into the origins of this insanity: All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace.
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
"you'll be left behind"
Oh no, I'm missing the slop train to garbage town?!
Sorry to get radical but I donβt think itβs my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I donβt like any part of it, so I wonβt. Iβm missing out? Good, thatβs what I want. Youβre worried about me missing out? Thatβs fuckin weird, man.
18.02.2026 05:13 β π 10559 π 2846 π¬ 64 π 132The constant condescension about ai is another aspect of it that makes me hate it more. The assumption is you can only be against it because you don't understand it like I do. No man. I don't like voluntarily making every human enterprise dependent on a tech run by a tiny group of financial maniacs
18.02.2026 05:08 β π 2591 π 580 π¬ 50 π 27#LookAndSee 332
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Insane In The Brain
music.youtube.com/watch?v=XOcy...
Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire
"You had me at 80% indica hybrid."
18.02.2026 06:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hadn't realized it was him. What a great bit part.
Then he pulls out a sheaf of accordion printouts and runs the numbers.
Can only imagine the AI replies to stressful-workday-traffic-family-headaches driver venting. π€¬
That's what awakens Skynet.
Our assignment is to embarrass fascist hack and Trump-panderer Bari Weiss by making sure this segment, which she banned from airing, gets more views on YouTube than it would have gotten on CBS. #StreisandEffect
17.02.2026 18:20 β π 1797 π 759 π¬ 75 π 40So articulate in your small bitterness. Must be a liberal.
18.02.2026 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βοΈ π―
Yes, that entire line of bad-faith inquiry is a set-up for bad infomercial commerce subsidies.
Bet you leftist wimps can't do this
*pays 2% income tax for three generations*
