@captainkramer.bsky.social
"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
Coming in hot with the full-diaper, power-philistine mode, huh?
ICE is definitely for you. On your app, be sure to include 'multiple deployments gargling Pritzker spunk.'
ICE is hiring bruh. You'll fit right in and billionaire Gov. Pritzker will pat you on the head, but only if you're an extra-liberal fash-loyal enabler goodboi.
12.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0One mo' 'cause you need it.
bsky.app/profile/brea...
Sorry, I couldn't understand you with Pritzker's billionaire loafers in your gob.
12.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not if you're part of the positive-thinking cult, devised and maintained by capital to manipulate and enforce the obedience of disposable tools of profit generation.
Barbara Ehrenreich's Bright Sided speaks to this phenomena.
Are you confused about the role of the law in state-federal relations?
Does doing, or seeing others do, the right thing in a crisis cause you to panic and project?
If so, you may be a liberal and should pipe the fuck down. Stop making excuses for the powerful. They don't care about you.
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
11.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 6013 🔁 3489 💬 4 📌 121Pritzker's lying was time well spent making liberals believe he intended to do something. During this interval, ICE further solidified and expanded operations.
Pritzker is a billionaire. He's actively assisting ICE and that will not change.
Illinois State Troopers if I'm not mistaken @govpritzker.illinois.gov
11.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 150 🔁 34 💬 12 📌 2Politicians are only the hired help.
The destruction of public institutions and resources, now intensifying, is the goal of private power.
It will not be halted by asking nicely; this requirement is why liberals are accomplices to fascism.
Uh-huh.
Are Illinois law enforcement assets not responding to your orders?
Or are you not giving the order to immediately eject the TNG?
The tipping point for the AI bubble will be the Antiques Roadshow website 'Confirming you are human.'
11.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every English-language article about the Nobel: "Well-deserved win by brave freedom fighter!"
Every Spanish-language article about the Nobel: "Lmao remember the time she asked Netanyahu to invade Venezuela"
Butternut Got Back
11.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cuba and Ireland are "Two Island Peoples In The Same Sea of Struggle and Hope"
I wish we could have been better at learning from one another.
In Havana there is "O'Reilly Street" and the sign says in Spanish, English, and Irish that Cuba and Ireland are "Two Island Peoples In The Same Sea of Struggle and Hope"
Yes, Trump dropped the ball in late 2019.
And more died of COVID on Biden's watch in an equal period of time.
Please do not let the luridness of either Trump term blind you to severe systemic faults that must include the Democratic Party.
How are they on unions?
11.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
11.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 3395 🔁 1021 💬 101 📌 134If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
11.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0American Ceptionalism
11.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Siri, show me 'yeet.'
11.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never understood why anyone cared
what little I know of her/music is beige deluxe bleh
a triumph of marketing or widespread declining taste? probably
Still a little disappointed that Steve Miller's Songs You Will Hear Seventeen Million Times didn't make the cut, but otherwise a Jedi-level display of skill.
11.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Karen Sisco's cop father roasts her FBI boyfriend in Out Of Sight (1998)
"Do you have one that says 'undercover'?"
11.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then, the connecting bus was a sports pub. It was nuts. I quickly understood why he rode the bus so often.
10.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frogger, Frogger burning bright
10.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did once (1) with a bus-wealthy friend and the bus lounge is not to be believed.
10.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OTOH, the number of people who would enjoy *seeing* ICE agents assaulted has probably risen exponentially.
Like, 483¹⁶ times as much.
(see also: the Luigi Effect and don't fkn @ me)
When liberals are reminded they're really fash, their irrational hatred is white-hot. Shrieking ideological tantrums on the Richter Scale, trying to protect the powerful from accountability.
Obama is a monstrously utter and complete piece of concert toilet shit, floating in unimaginable foulness.
Obama is a piece of shit.
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