chefelf

Imagine being so detached from what you “create” that you could “create” it faster than someone could consume it. Imagine being able to consume something without even realizing you “created” it.

Me and my wife taking a walk on the bike path but we make signs this time.

Don’t rub it in!!

Maybe someone should have this printed and bound for when Speaker Johnson says he hasn’t seen it because he’s so busy.

A bored ape’s paw perhaps.

This is perfect.

Considerably better!

If you Google your own name may it not yield results like this.

You had me at “The head of Nashville”

The American dream is a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other item.

The face really seals the deal.

He would have had to develop a much more annoying voice to make it convincing.

“Don’t worry! I’m not evil, I’m just very stupid!”

Personally I think it’s cool when the government alters photos.

This sucks so bad. No one cares about your stupid hockey game. What the hell are you doing?

This is maybe one of the dumbest arguments I’ve ever read. I thought maybe it was just a case of a bad headline. Nope. An absolutely stupid, poorly argued article as well.

And Ron Washington, who did NOT die!

Playing Russian Roulette is perfectly safe. I played one round and I’M still alive!

Putting this forward to replace “Sausage Fest.”

Good luck, and happy holidays!

What if no?

Splash!

Awesome! Time to go shopping!