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A screenshot of an Android app. Text: ▲ Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

The great maple syrup embargo of 1897.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Needs a laugh track.

First-rate trolling

Gosh I hope nothing happens to that statue.

A legendary Dutch mythological figure, Vunter Slaush (better known as Slash) is a member of the mystical group Guns n' Roses who goes around playing music for children and adults alike... in reality, however, Slash is not believed to be real, but a fictional character portrayed by parents like Randy Marsh and Roger Donovan for their kids. Sometimes described as a 'feeling in your heart', there is a small group of kids, such as Eric Cartman, so loyal to the legend, they believe Slash may in fact, be real after all. It may or may not be worthy of note he was never seen in Imaginationland.

South Park answered this.

My "No longer friends with Epstein" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

Google’s New Chrome ‘Auto Browse’ Agent Attempts to Roam the Web Without You Google’s latest addition to its Chrome browser puts generative AI behind the wheel and you in the passenger seat.

NEW: Google’s “Auto Browse” AI tool includes a warning that attributes responsibility to users for the bot’s actions.

“Use Gemini carefully and take control if needed,” reads a disclaimer on the demo version. “You are responsible for Gemini’s actions during tasks.”

www.wired.com/story/google...

This shit needs to stop. No, I don't need my email summarized.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

(30 seconds of looping cicada noises)

A screenshot from the first episode of season 2 of Frieren: Beyond Journey's End showing Fern combing her hair before bed, while in the foreground Frieren lies sleeping, half out of bed, snoring, with a silly facial expression.

After episode 201, I need silly pics of #Frieren just sleeping in awkward poses like a cat.

Is this house of worship inclusive of reds and yellows?

Needed a laugh, thanks

So, those are all good things, right?

Bring back bullying

The bombings will continue until freedom improves.

Nobody tell RFK JR

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Uses they/them pronouns now.

12 year old detected

It's just going to tell you you're worth splurging on the fancy ice cream this week, you know the one.

What they took from us

Don't press the one with the saw blade icon

Definitely going to tenderize some meat.

Turns out "The Boys'" parody of the magasphere didn't go far enough.

This comic will not go up until the 26th but here is panel 3 a little early. This is a link to a nice high res version for wallpapers:
photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-pR2...

I'm posting from the AU where Elon musk went to therapy, read some books, and loves his kids and let me tell you buddy, the 2-term Sanders presidency was a huge success.