Andrew

that is an accurate assessment of fine woodworking, yep

the way all the other salmon are backing away and ol dumbass Fred there is just busy staring at his phone or whatever until a shadow looms above him

Mathews County’s top prosecutor found dead at her home The Virginia State Police are investigating a death Tuesday at the home Mathews County’s top prosecutor.

"The Virginia State Police are investigating the shooting death of Mathews County’s top prosecutor on Tuesday.

Commonwealth’s Attorney T. Marie Walls was found dead at her home of an apparent gunshot wound, the State Police said."

a big ol fire in a metal fire pit

one must occasionally indulge the basic human impulse to throw some sticks in bowl and toss a match

currently earning a shiny gold star sticker on my Hellstorm 2026 service medal for listening to an otherwise perfectly nice guy whine about shoveling his dinky little driveway without displaying a visible eye twitch

shocking, I know! but sometimes we need to destroy our heroes

correction, it was Glenmore not Spring Creek (I knew this, just misspoke), and a lifetime ban (though he claims it’s been rescinded). and more specifically, I’m told that happened because he went all-in on blaming his neighbor’s kid despite increasingly serious hints there was irrefutable proof 🙃

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

it must feel so good to stick your brain in a sous vide for 25 whole years

clown shit

probably worth noting that Chief Kochis is still a regular guest on Jerry’s show and is in fact slated to appear with him tomorrow, which seems like a poor way to exemplify a genuine concern for student safety

the story I was told is this is what got him banned from Spring Creek Golf Club for a year or two, primarily because he tried to lie about it not knowing there was video

dear @averysafecat.bsky.social, it’s your birthday!

ok you know what, I’m irritated enough that Jerry Miller’s repeated concern trolling about the local anti-ICE high school walkouts has resulted in multiple social media threats against the students that I’m gonna finally share something fun I’ve been sitting on for a couple of years

also had some kind of occupancy at the old Fellini’s building but managed to wreck that before anything actually opened there

probably ought to stay far the fuck away from a dude with no restaurant industry experience who shows up throwing around an *insane* amount of money and likes to do interior demo late at night without permits and a truly weird amount of energy

The fall of Friedman: Another Charlottesville restaurant empire crumbles Charlottesville venture capitalist-turned-restaurateur Stefan Friedman's sprawling empire is contracting at a rapid rate. Ace, Bonny & Read, Littlejohn's, Draft — all closed.

this really fucking sucks for the dozens and dozens of service industry people he screwed over, but like there’s no way it wasn’t going to end like this

Something about the confluence of seeing a post about Spanberger ending 287(g) next to one about Homan announcing ICE withdrawing caused me to remember this

“splurging on beans and rice”

I mean I’m perfectly fine with that too

This asshole has been trying to stop a second bridge for most of his life, as his father did before him. They have tried everything they can think of, for my entire life, in order to maintain a monopoly on people driving between Detroit and Windsor.

I think if you are able and willing to burn a couple hundred thousand dollars fighting new townhome construction in your hoity toity little village we should be using the state to take more of your money and spend it building public housing on your front yard

haha I wonder if it was Meg Bryce

on my way to work this morning I made sure to tell each and every glacier I’ve named over the last two weeks that they’re going to hell today

Solidarity with CEA support staff! The Charlottesville community has been clear in its full support of unionized teachers and support staff at our Charlottesville City Schools and the recent School Board efforts to smear Charlottesvill...

FYI, Cville folks

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god hates new england and I think that’s just swell

I want them to age me 500 years

“oh huh you’re right” so as expected