See, if Kash Patel had been smart, he would have let the 8647 thing slide.
But now, the left just got their version of "Lets Go Brandon".
I mean, both are dumb and lack any productive gains, but a bunch of small businesses are about to make bank selling merch.
17.05.2025 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
President Trump is pulling federal funding from PBS. He canβt have a smart, curious, and inspired populace and also get away with his infernal bullshit. His agenda is to destroy American democracy and, in the process, loot all of our resources that he covets. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
15.05.2025 22:04 β π 205 π 43 π¬ 2 π 3
Scott Pelley sits down with Marc Elias tonight on 60 Minutes.
Few lawyers are willing to speak publicly about President Trumpβs actions against law firms. Fear is rippling through Washington. But, despite being a target, Marc Elias is still talking. Scott Pelley sits down with him tonight on 60 Minutes.
04.05.2025 22:45 β π 7891 π 1751 π¬ 271 π 127
Oh mah damn.
04.05.2025 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Colleagues, the autism registry doesnβt exist without our participation
Repeat after me: fuck you, make me
If you care about Autistic people
βFuck you, make me.β
22.04.2025 16:02 β π 4592 π 1374 π¬ 99 π 57
I cant be the only layman here.
Could someone explain it to us children? Start with, is this good or bad?
23.04.2025 01:51 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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Please do a video on all the WM gear!
21.04.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hearting a post is great and all, but can I just get pants with a yellow stain to express how truly funny something is?
20.04.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Theyβll pressure a NATO ally to release a sex trafficker and racketeer but they wonβt pressure a tiny dictatorship to return a man itβs holding on our behalf, who they admit they sent there by accident
14.04.2025 17:01 β π 3804 π 1177 π¬ 76 π 42
YouTube video by Dropout
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI?...
Because we all just need to take a break and laugh.
12.04.2025 22:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How funny would it be if this fucking idiot doing illegal things is what ultimately brings Trump down in a few years?
08.04.2025 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The image is a screenshot of a social media post by Quiver Quantitative (@QuiverQuant
). The post reads: "JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE." Below, there is an image of Mikie Sherrill standing in front of an American flag, wearing a navy blazer and red top. To the right, a Quiver Quantitative graphic details the legislation, labeled "HR.2578: To require drug testing for special Government employees, and for other purposes," with Mikie Sherrill listed as the sponsor, noting 2 actions taken.
Masterful.
03.04.2025 18:30 β π 5739 π 785 π¬ 118 π 40
Like, i can't hit the "like" button on this.
But yeah, spot on.
03.04.2025 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And there it is. Senator Cory Booker makes history-- the longest standing filibuster in US history at 24 hours 19 minutes and counting.
Good trouble.
01.04.2025 23:20 β π 18594 π 1634 π¬ 250 π 61
The βmethods for doing soβ are (1) getting two thirds of Congress and three fourths of the states to repeal the 22nd Amendment and (2) declaring himself king.
Thatβs it.
Stop treating this despotic bullshit as if itβs some worthwhile thought experiment we have to consider as legitimate.
30.03.2025 16:51 β π 6020 π 1699 π¬ 327 π 98
You think itβs an accident Tesla sales are down almost 80% in Germany? They know what his salute meant.
19.03.2025 20:15 β π 14435 π 2807 π¬ 317 π 86
No offense to all the grandmas gone wild out there
10.03.2025 00:36 β π 4615 π 853 π¬ 81 π 38
Trump :We are going to Mars. Big beautiful Mars. Elon is going to get us there with his fantastic rocket."
07.03.2025 01:16 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Babylon Bee tweet that reads "Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up tiny Signs on Paddles."
Elon Musk replies with a laugh emoji.
Just to be clear, this is real. And they're laughing about how they are Nazis who can't be stopped.
05.03.2025 21:32 β π 5205 π 1337 π¬ 107 π 129
WWE has all of their Hulk Hogan merch on clearance.
Go get it while the racism is still high, but the prices are low!
02.03.2025 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
De Blasio: βWell, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesnβt Suck Shit, Huh?β
NEW YORKβClucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that βItβs not so easy to find a mayor that doesnβt suck shit after all, huh?β during a press conference ...
De Blasio: βWell, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesnβt Suck Shit, Huh?β theonion.com/de-blasio-we...
01.03.2025 22:59 β π 4812 π 364 π¬ 44 π 43
01.03.2025 16:08 β π 94 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0
Canβt get this image out of my head.
01.03.2025 19:30 β π 17817 π 2000 π¬ 1864 π 243
Savagery. @erinryan.bsky.social is a goddamn treasure and the voice we need today.
01.03.2025 06:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think today mightβve been a setback for Trumpβs Nobel Peace Prize candidacy.
01.03.2025 03:16 β π 6195 π 477 π¬ 272 π 25
@titusnation.bsky.social hey, did anyone notice that the day that they released bullshit Epstien pages was the same day Trump arranged the Tate brothers to arrive without prosecution in Florida?
28.02.2025 01:49 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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