Rachel

Have spent an inordinate amount of time wondering if I should tell my hairdresser that my brother died

Bro why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key. Are you ok dude

The most European thing about me is that my family has instilled in me the belief that I cannot both drink coffee and work at the same time. The problem is that means I can’t work at the same time that I’m drinking coffee

Thought, maybe I will take my college friend’s kid camping in Texas so I can get some national parks in! They live in Houston. To get to Big Bend is a 9 hour drive. Texas is too goddamn big.

Alex injects herself with Estrogen from a bottle labelled "Big Vial of E" She says "gone! gone! the form of man." She begins transforming into a yellow skinned femme demon. She says "Rise, the demon..." finally her transformation is complete, she is a demon in a red skintight suit with gay little shorts. She calls herself "Estro-Gan."

I am very happy to finally be on HRT. Here's a comic I drew for the occasion. I kept repeating this phrase over the course of the last several months.

What I did not realize before starting to work out more regularly is that getting more protein is really hard! I take back all the fun I’ve made of male friends with giant jars of protein

Another year, another spending my entire FSA account by July 🙏😌

The X-Files is so relevant now, every week Mulder and Scully witness strange, inexplicable events and proof of higher powers and alien intelligences and then nothing happens as a result and they have to keep doing paperwork

(never been more mad in my entire life) Ok thank you!

WHAT is UP guys, Gregor here, welcome back to the channel: HUGE vlog today about how I woke from troubled dreams, and found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin, but first let me tell you about today’s sponsor, NordVPN,

My husband is reading a really interesting book about activist burn out, and basically every chapter that looks at specific historical activists shows that being unable to acknowledge even minor victories leads to burn out and depression.

A man in a casket has been dressed with a black suit, tomatoes, relish, onions mustard, sport peppers and a pickle spear. A mourner comments "per his will, he is being buried Chicago-style."

I’ll tell you what fundamentally bothers me about this new Road House movie. I know they made Dalton an ex-MMA fighter because they were like, “it doesn’t make sense a bouncer would be famous.” And the moment they said “it doesn’t make sense” they had NO BUSINESS making a Road House movie.

the supreme court is bad folks

Our culture has real trouble grasping that we can't bring back what it felt like to see The Prisoner/Ghostbusters/Star Wars the first time by doing them again, because the thing that made them compelling is that they were different. We can only feel that feeling again by making more new things.

Ummm

Akira Toriyama

goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

whew working hard today, I’ll just jump on social media to take my mind off things [accidentally opens the ark of the covenant]

You know what would be "tough on crime"?
living wage
fully funded schools
guaranteed access to healthy food
affordable housing
universal health and child care
care instead of incarceration for people with substance use disorder and mental illness

Terminally sleepy

There's an entire generation acclimated to reflexively asking google about anything they don't know, and google is going slowly insane from AI poisoning

should be interesting!

Fun fact I bet none of you knew, I love children

@nattobeanjean.bsky.social @danueb.bsky.social

Vice had the best extremism coverage going. A very deep loss. America is about to face the fascist takeover without much of a way for people to reliably find out about it.