dear The DNC: why are you not advising your candidates to run on a platform of "VOTE FOR US AND WE WILL END THIS"?
do you just assume people will vote for you out of a general sense of disgust? why not, right? *sigh*
anyway. get on this.
@carlamatic.bsky.social
59. how? i'm as surprised as you are, frankly. trans, antifa, fat, migraineur. i like cats AND dogs, Egyptology (the real kind, not the BS Graham Hancock kind), Latin, listening to music, Bluey and oh, yes, eating.
dear The DNC: why are you not advising your candidates to run on a platform of "VOTE FOR US AND WE WILL END THIS"?
do you just assume people will vote for you out of a general sense of disgust? why not, right? *sigh*
anyway. get on this.
a pro-Trump sign from the 2024 election cycle which says βKamala Harris will send your children to warβ in red. below that, in a white box it says βStop Warsβ in white text. below that it says βVote Trump Vanceβ in white set against a dark greenish blue background.
that aged like milk, huh? meanwhile Trump is trying to figure out how to give himself a Medal of Honor, a Purple Heart and the Nobel Peace Prize. he is loathsome.
28.02.2026 11:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a macro photograph of a Lego replica of the Mandalorian's helmet sitting on a brown coffee table, with a heavily blurred background.
gotta say, the new (to me) camera takes decent photos. once i get a wrist strap for it, i'll take it out on walks to get more familiar with its operation. i love that i was able to get a LIGHTLY used Sony Alpha a5100 for peanuts when cameras and lenses have become VERY trendy/expensive.
27.02.2026 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0F) you're holding it wrong?
27.02.2026 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0good grief The Life of the Stars is a HARD episode.
27.02.2026 00:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OMG TILLY EPISODE TILLY EPISODE TILLY EPISODE!!!!!!!! aaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!
26.02.2026 07:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0today i heard someone respond to a statement about AI not being conscious or aware with "you sound like a slave owner in the 1800s".
we're so fucked.
right? don't let the door hit ya where evolution split ya!
23.02.2026 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0but heβs SO presidential and not Trump! π
23.02.2026 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the gex x urge to dance if we want to
22.02.2026 06:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i bought a used micro 4/3 camera today. it's not coming until next week, sadly, but we can't have everything. now comes the depression and anxiety and doubt about having bought something nice that i don't technically NEED but have wanted for some time.
it's a Sony Alpha a5100, if anyone's curious.
SCotUS: Trump can't levy tariffs.
potus: TARIFFS FOR ALL!!!
a very large moth got in the house somehow and i had to dispatch it lest Ollie destroy the joint and i might cry because what did that poor moth ever do to anyone? and now Ollie's walking around, looking for it.
i hate feeling little things so much when it seems big stuff leaves me unfazed.
ahahaha the reason their original bassist is no longer with the Spin Doctors is because he refused to get the COVID vaccine and went MAGA.
FUN.
have you MET a dragon? they are RUDE. just took all my gold and precious gems without so much as a by your leave AND laid waste to the countryside. honestly, the absolute cheek!
20.02.2026 15:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching the new series of Mock the Week and it's bizarre that it has commercial breaks. clearly TLC in the UK is like the US variant and not like the BBC.
19.02.2026 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nothing beats direct observation, Heisenberg be damned!
19.02.2026 05:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bring back trepanation, i say!
18.02.2026 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0looking for a camera and youtubeβs full of unhelpful advice. either it's a video from 2023 saying "i got this amazing $1,000 camera used for a penny!" but demand has skyrocketed and they're selling for $2,000 now, OR it's "here's the $5,000 setup i'd buy if i were a beginner starting out today!"
17.02.2026 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they all expire and should be discarded anyway. you made the right call.
16.02.2026 14:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just finished Come, Let's Away and i'd like to say i enjoyed it but gods DAMN that was a hard one. i'm sure the haters will still complain about it despite it being the most aggressively violent episode of SFA to date. Paul Giamatti, man. i kinda hate HIM now. not really. but Nusβ¦ what a monster.
16.02.2026 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0borders and nationalities are imaginary lines we draw around ourselves for no good reason.
15.02.2026 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we're due to get rain next week and my shoulder is aching like a bastard. it's not a great party trick, but it's all i got.
15.02.2026 00:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0let the prosecutions begin
14.02.2026 05:31 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i swear to fuck if i get one more rando developer with their name set to FUNYUNS MUNCHER WISHLIST ON STEAM TODAY following me, i will most likely have an aneurysm.
DONβT FOLLOW ME IF WE DONβT KNOW ONE ANOTHER ELSEWEB!!! iβm not here because i love being social. i am a misanthropic grump.
the House rushed a bill through which appears to be the one which mandates your birth certificate match your voter registration. those disenfranchised are anyone whoβs changed their name for any reason, including the couchfucker, whose birth name is not JD Vance. hope itβll die in the Senate.
12.02.2026 05:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Travis is going up north for a few days next week to help out at a newly opened store in the Bay Area which leaves me alone at home while he's gone.
so.
PARTY TIME! it's byob but come on down!
just kidding. i'm going to be playing PokΓ©mon Alpha Sapphire the whole time.
man am i tired of sport. or i will be until baseball season starts. hope the Cubbies do well this year. i know better than to get my hopes up, but you never know!
09.02.2026 06:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the Pat lose yet?
09.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0