Caitlin is Tired

but watch yourself, councilor.

exactly that's why it was an old fashioned tv.

smashed wine barrels

i haven't spoken to him since he got us both kicked out of a very fancy vineyard tour.

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

oh i studied abroad in amsterdam and our dutch teacher taught us about that before we learned a word of dutch.

When I feel this way it’s often because a speck of moisture got behind the screen cover so check that before you get your eyes checked 😳 or else you could always get a jitterbug phone of course!

i don't think muppets are allowed to host the show, though.

Accurate, as I work while tearing up at the Opening Ceremonies.

smashed wine barrels

i haven't spoken to him since he got us both kicked out of a very fancy vineyard tour.

Put a chip on my QB's shoulder right before the Superbowl?

Thank you sirs may I have another?

reporting this account for fraud; that is clearly a teddy bear.

you oughtta know this made me positively titter with glee.

It’s true. Kraft bought the naming rights in 1953.

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.

Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.

Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.

Documentarian: Exactly.

Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

Women my age will pretend to hate Tulsi Gabbard for all kinds of reasons, but one of them is definitely ruining the 'grey streak' look.

Alex Rikleen on stage being interviewed.

Alex Rikleen, trying to make his voice heard in a race with two people with name recognition he could only dream of. Nice to hear from him now, we will see if he makes it to a debate stage.

Seth moulton on stage being interviewed at progressive mass annual meeting.

A more subdued and polite reception for Moulton. Some tension in the room when asked about if marginalized groups can count on his support.

Ed Markey being interviewed on stage

Markey is holding down the fort to lots of applause at the @progressivemass.bsky.social annual meeting.

Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!

a toaster with a slice of toast sticking out of it and the words good night Alt: a toaster with a slice of toast sticking out of it and the words good night. because we're toast.

guys we've reached the point where they are releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from the other mess.

look at this picture of us!

god's ambrosia aka old school marshmallow fluff in the big plastic container with the bright red top.

in the northeast we have a delicacy called the fluffernutter and I so loathe peanut butter that my mom would just give me straight Wonder Bread with marshmallow fluff in between.

i think that explains a lot about who I am, but more importantly that shit was delicious why wreck it with PB?

he's so embarrassing.

i can just Putin telling a lackey kleptocrat "well i'm HIS best friend, but he's really not MY best friend, you know?"

so you listen to pod save?

at this point i think it's a huge advantage that the Pats are in their white jerseys.

a black and white photo of a woman holding a cane with mbs written on the bottom Alt: a black and white photo of a woman holding a cane with mbs written on the bottom. it's dusty springfield

but what is dusty springfield?

still not sure what that has to do with calling Secretariat "a nag with a donkey for a mother", but point taken.

i will flimflam you from Buffalo to Poughkeepsie until you apologize for what you said about Secretariat.

I’d just be like ‘nope they died in a balloon accident!”

It would be kinder.

Honestly I am not Minnesotan but I would 100% wear a T shirt that said "SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH" because frankly that's what I assume people say about me behind my back anyhow.

Greg Bovino is what happens when you lock a Keebler Elf in a dark room with his eyes taped open, and Triumph of the Will on loop.

that statement should be unpacked with either a licensed therapist, or a highly trained pastry chef.