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@mervburger.com.bsky.social

help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash

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CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and itโ€™s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6818    ๐Ÿ” 1304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

I've seen your steam backlogs. Many of you should be hosting a Previous Fest.

23.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1059    ๐Ÿ” 365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
22.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just noticed this today at work and just immediately felt like I was going insane

what the fuck are we even doing at this point

20.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a windows 11 menu showing "convert to adobe pdf", "ask copilot", and 4 more options that take time to load

a windows 11 menu showing "convert to adobe pdf", "ask copilot", and 4 more options that take time to load

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

19.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7175    ๐Ÿ” 1413    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 208    ๐Ÿ“Œ 286

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

19.02.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3944    ๐Ÿ” 1255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

29.01.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4644    ๐Ÿ” 1038    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.

17.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1005    ๐Ÿ” 629    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Lowtax Banning Hentai has lead us to the American Century of Humiliation and I've proven it for a second time (Thanks to the epstein files)

Out now at. www.patreon.com/c/10Bux for two (count em, two) dollars. And on Youtube in a few days

Thank you

17.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
r/analytics
โ€ข IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics โ€ข IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20273    ๐Ÿ” 5291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 418    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1231

to be fair, I don't think the venue could have accommodated the ladder requirement for the idea

13.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17367    ๐Ÿ” 5417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 357

the american education system at work, baybeeeeee

12.02.2026 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a post blow up on bluesky sounds like my idea of what hell would be like, to be constantly bothered by the dumbest pedants on the planet

bless your posting soul for dealing with it ๐Ÿซก

12.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if slime but EVIL

12.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4615    ๐Ÿ” 1294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here

11.02.2026 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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the process bootleggers used to shunt msx games onto the master system was not necessarily a perfect one. sound on!

11.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

sigh

11.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10532    ๐Ÿ” 2579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
youtube preview thumbnail for Smooth McGroove making a song celebrating some crypto coin bullshit thus revealing himself to be a sellout to scumbags

youtube preview thumbnail for Smooth McGroove making a song celebrating some crypto coin bullshit thus revealing himself to be a sellout to scumbags

imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol

09.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1012    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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salesforce *and* mrbeast? the unholy combination of two things that can both fuck right off this planet

09.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

09.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3186    ๐Ÿ” 719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

that's the thing, they also don't want to treat them as people, they want them here as abusable cheap labor

05.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the sad state of games, multiplayer is wandering around a desert of live service gaas shit trying to siphon your money away from you or minecrafts to the next brief oasis of a real cooperative experience where you and your friends get to succeed together or have hilarious failures

05.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and then grounded was out on early access and im going out of my fucking mind

everything is fucking minecraft. im done. This Shit Is Over.

i put my foot down and said we're not playing tree punchers any more. if the game has a fucking whiff of being like minecraft, i want nothing to do with it

05.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

then around this time we tried no man's sky and i think i nearly had a fucking breakdown over how i was having such a completely different experience than everyone else that i wasn't even sure we were playing the same fucking game (and this was when the game was proclaimed to be "fixed and good!")

05.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i played valheim just a bit after it was on xbox with friends and i was absolutely bored to tears with it, just a completely passive experience where shit was just happening while i felt i was doing fuck all (mostly because i was getting carried hard) and i could not tell you anything about it

05.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very funny to see someone come to the exact same conclusion i did, with the exact same game, just like 4 years separated

05.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."

04.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 769    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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02.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5988    ๐Ÿ” 2164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 197

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