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Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump) We're really looking forward to the comment section on this one.

There's this article I've been going to since it came out and I honestly think it's helped me cope

Apologies for the screencap there

The longest staircase in North America is open for business

idk Nichole, I think this Trump guy might be bad news

No, it's a good thing. See, we're old enough that we're Daddies, we're bears.

We're Daddy Bears.

This is a pretty common feature of Trump's stupidity. He will figure out a solution, then see how obvious it is, then think everyone else is stupid for not seeing this very simple thing. You could see it in real time when he thought he invented sneak attacks in the middle of a debate

Philando Castile always gave away the game. He was a legal gun owner executed in the street for exercising 2nd Amendment rights. He was exactly what the right pretended to be afraid of. They didn't care.

Alex Pretti was executed by armed agents of the state for owning a gun that he never drew. He emphatically did not have 2nd Amendment rights.

Philado Castile also did not have 2nd Amendment rights.

Any argument like this needs to first grapple with the reality that the right is allowed to bear arms and the left isn't

There are a lot of fake people I have imaginary disagreements with too

I guarantee you I'll be right more than I'm wrong

From here on out, I'm just going to assume every Republican is a pedophile

Pedocon Theory is a theory the same way gravity is

*rushes in wearing a labcoat and waving a clipboard*

Sir we figured it out. They're all pedophiles

The gulf between what this woman thinks she's expressing and what she's actually saying. Good god

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That diss track the Olsen twins did about Elizabeth

It's bad we have it but like...we have it

On an unrelated note, remember when we legalized torture

Whenever a Republican speaks I think a fun thing to do is say "shut the fuck up, you worship a pedophile"

Moving to Europe to introduce carne asada fries. I will be hailed as an emperor

One of the "fun" parts about this administration is there's times you can't tell if they did something or protestors did

You want to know what kind of technology leftists are excited about? Here it is.

Why? Because we like tech that lengthens and improves life.

I haven't watched much Daredevil. Not a fan of the character or the actor, but I'm glad it hits for a lot of people

Reading this old Spider-Man storyline from 1970-1 where a mobbed up goon runs for mayor on a fascist law and order platform and comics are silly huh

Looks like I have some musicians to check out

Fairuza Balk and Clea Duvall are my 1-2 of "why aren't they on Yellowjackets already?!"

idk if serial liar Richard Hanania thinks this guy's legit