Serial Experiments Lame

This story is sewage and the New York Times is already so full of shit that they can’t even tell anymore

Images that will confuse the hell out of Data Archaeologists 500 years in the future.

High Marshal Helbrecht: Do you see this shit Goldship?

You should really consider shutting down your paper and turning the building into an Orange Julius. It would be better for journalism.

I feel like several decades ago some hard up piss fetishist on a beach came up with a brilliant idea.

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

Well just eat the billionaires and the builders can make us some bone huts

Cool! I had no idea she was voicing the Battle Sister

Love the pauldrons, that yellow really pops!

We can all be a little attracted to the monster, as a treat.

I never thought a movie about a mechanical nerd befriending a traumatized alien incel would be this fun.

Maybe you should just be useless harder.

Just saying, if I hung out with Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein as much as Trump did, you’d probably come to the conclusion that I was a pedophile

Hitler had an undiagnosed case of “Hotdog Penis Syndrome” where his genitalia was just a solid tube of raccoon meat:

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . Alt: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

I thought Daft Punk was reuniting for a few minutes but it was just some Fortnite thing

Oh really?!

*sees picture of cat*

Damn it, Harely is pretty awesome.

We really do live in the dumbest timeline

Yeah… it’s depressing as fuck

Melon, my dude, if you didn’t care about what she wrote about you then you wouldn’t be crashing out right now.

Just open up with Aaron Taylor Johnson putting on a tuxedo and telling the audience “You know this shit is made up right?” and then then have him jump over a massive explosion riding a rocket bike.

The biggest sucker is leaving the table

The difference between Trump and the Insane Clown Posse is that if you actually explained how magnets worked, ICP would probably listen to you.

Someday I’ll be able to pass down my lease to my children

This is just the beginning of Robocop 2

a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses and a purple hat says i have to go now my planet needs me Alt: a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses and a purple hat says i have to go now my planet needs me

I don’t see why everyone is complaining about the new Season of One Punch Man. The animation looks fine to me.

Every Elon Musk idea is a Black Mirror
plot written by a baby

In 40 years this kid is going to have a chest freezer filled with heads

We were eating quality sexy beast man content back then

Those are rookie numbers people. We gotta pump them down