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(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie

Just kick it under the fridge

hit this shit it's straight from hell

Ah dammit this was from too much peppermint oil

I wouldn't even know where to start

Feeling a lot better thank you

A rotting corroded piece of pipe laying on top of a boiler

I just pulled this out of me is that ok

Unboxer_Larry72 here. Before everyone gets mad at me for unboxing a vintage Peter Venkman action figure live on stage in Riyadh next month, please understand that I was paid 320 million dollars

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

not bluesky moderation censoring an explosive documentary trailer by independent media about jeffery epstein 💔

Strange AI child showing you a super nintendo controller with seven face buttons all labeled ẞ: “REMEMBER?!”

Strange AI child: Remember going to Blimpie's for sandwich in the 90s? You could get ham AND cheese on sandwich, and the owner would shake your hand and give you a cookie and he was white

No! YOU'RE WRONG. Crispin Hellion Glover's New Film Opens Fri, Oct 10 - One Week Only! Advance tickets now available for special screenings with Glover in person for his Big Slide Show, Q&A and book signing Fri, Oct 10 - Sun, Oct 12 at 6:30! Renegade auteur Crispin Hellion Glover returns to IFC Center for the theatrical premiere of his brand-new film No! YOU'RE WRONG. Or: Spooky Action at a Distance. The filmmaker appears in person nightly Friday, October 10-Sunday, October 12 for screenings preceded by his Big Slide Show-a live dramatic narration of projected, profusely illustrated books-and followed by a Q&A and book signing.

Very much going to this

logging on

2 skeletons, on left with veins, arteries, lymph nodes as they are in the body; on right with them being represented as straight cables like in the arranged neatly next to each other like in a server room

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

nope it's good

We're now hearing reports that a bullet with the phrase "CURSE WORDS" was found at the scene

the dark carnival was real this whole time

rapture clothes left behind: an ICP shirt depicting a clown burning a rebel flag, flatform crocs, and a hat that says "we're so back"

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

Lighting my copy of We Kill Everything on fire to prove some kind of point

Riot Fest @RiotFest • 2h ... Like I know this is a rage bait engagement farming twitter account, but "GWAR crossed a major line" is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard. karen @hottakekaren • 17h Saw a friend's video from Riot Fest -GWAR mock-beheaded Elon Musk on stage. That's not edgy, it's grotesque and reckless and normalizes violence against a real person. This is not okay. Riot Fest and GWAR crossed a major line. #RiotFest #GWAR #ElonMusk @RiotFest @gwar @elonmusk@X pic of beheaded musk at riot fest during gwar set

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

This morning ritual makes movies good

Watch this if you haven't!!!!

Pig ebooks

It is as to what it is do

A tweet from X.com that reads @dwsprl Nine Inch Nails confirms "TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)" is were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical streaming and the media began. Congratulations @nineinchnails!

He’s right

Protesting the Jimmy Kimmel thing by lighting my tv on fire while Hulu is playing on it. The fireman said something about me being very brave as he dragged me out of the house

Astoria the Wild Turkey shakes her feathers in The Battery. She has been living in Manhattan for 16 months now. 🦃 ❤️ 🎉