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Obama: Aliens are real. I haven’t seen them personally, but I did inhabit one briefly via a form of extraterrestrial possession. The team of scientists that developed this technology was executed in front of me.
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?

That’s beautiful

Not terrible, a little too much plot for my taste but it takes some pretty big swings

Letterboxd for February featuring Ikiru and the 2025 remake of silent night deadly night

Um yeah, you could say I’m a bit twisted

"Mr. Do! Purchased At Pink Gorilla for Fourty Bucks"

Yes, included with preorder

We've listened to your feedback. Notepad.exe now has DLC.

gotta be honest, things do not go well for this fella

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

Perfect coal chamber and (hed)pe debut albums in the same year, crazy

YouTube video by Ekko Astral Ekko Astral - "lil xan goes to washington" [Official Music Video]

ICYMI: My mgmt side hustle @ekkoastral.bsky.social has announced 'the beltway is burning,' their incredible new album out April 22nd worldwide on @topshelfrecords.com.

Check out the fantastic lead single/video for "lil xan goes to washington" now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLNI...

Ask Jeeves has a soul, fucking BonziBuddy can experience melancholy. Who cares anymore

Loretta (cat) wearing a Bernie 2020 beanie

She asked to wear this

Progressive Dem Wins New Jersey Primary Despite Flood of AIPAC Money Analilia Mejia, backed by Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has won a New Jersey special primary.

Progressive Dem Wins New Jersey Primary Despite Flood of AIPAC Money Analilia Mejia, backed by Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has won a New Jersey special primary. ...

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

nice to see the laserblaster from Laserblast back in action

AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING & AI & GAMBLING &

I digitized my parents’ ashes and my AI assistant sent them to hell. Here’s why I think their eternal suffering may be justified…

Sliding a bookmark into my book, turning off the light, and then getting absolutely obliterated by a direct hit from an RPG type projectile

I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks

attempting video functionality with the only video I've ever made for social media which isn't even a video it's just a picture of the gods country album cover while mitch hedberg standup comedy mashed together with why by chat pile plays (the audio is also the only audio i've made for social media)

Making myself insane reading mechanical keyboard reviews

When the Bubble Lead Pops

Unread DM from ProudDivorcedTeslaDad345231: you ok man?

Nailed it

Pledged in a secret tier that ensures this continues forever

Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

For the first time in Grammy history, one song has swept every single conceivable category. Congratulations to “We Are Charlie Kirk”

To: Jeffrey Epstein
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code

Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?

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