oak blanco

we found out who the ‘smart money’ in sports gambling are.. and it’s a bunch of dudes who smell like a landfill

i put on some snowpants and went out today and even though it was freezing it was nice to be outside for a while

endless winter..

its cool that mail is 90% scams 9% a bill that makes you want to die and 1% some shit that if you dont open it immediately you go to jail

shordy want me for my winter hellscape

watching the olympics sike. i have a job

black spiny-tailed iguana

now we’re cookin

lmao

little courtyard off the kitchen with a grill too

that one’s my favorite

for a few boogers more

hell yea

going to pick up a pizza #za #pizza

that’s what i’m talking about!!

everyone is doing it

However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete.

least desperate Olympians

sure

hot take but one of the most exciting times of day is lunch

😔

God is punishing america by shrouding it in darkness and endless winter. and we are here for it

my god you might be onto something here..

people aren’t really getting fused to the couch anymore and we’re trying to find out why

what a miserable little worm

can’t believe he’s divorced

my eyeball is twitching in new ways

ok

(interviewing for a job as ‘the boss’, drool seeping from the right corner of my mouth) we will leverage AI

you can simply think your way past this

Float like a butterfly shake like a shitting dog