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lfg!!!

04.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

low of 57°F tonight #ventilation

04.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my money is on more

04.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(adult man with the brain of a 12 year old voice) good night to light off a couple hundred fireworks

04.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

god i would play the crap out of that

04.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s right!!!

04.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

toilet for sure

04.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol true but it’s bad.. the size is nice though

03.08.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
quercus alba

quercus alba

mature white oak forest in Virginia

03.08.2025 22:40 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Hyundai Santa Crud

Hyundai Santa Crud

saw one of these on the highway today and said Hyundai Santa Crud out loud a few times

03.08.2025 22:35 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

but without crypto currency how will a handful of china's most degenerate gamblers become troublingly influential

03.08.2025 04:34 — 👍 159    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0
christmas gifts for father

christmas gifts for father

what to get father for christmas?

03.08.2025 15:11 — 👍 64    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

🤏

02.08.2025 01:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
outstanding traffic ticket

outstanding traffic ticket

they found out about my underground storage tanks and gave me a traffic ticket..

31.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 94    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

the toilet terrorist just blew up the bathroom

31.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i started digging a hole to China when i was 12 and i’m almost there

31.07.2025 14:11 — 👍 99    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

hm

31.07.2025 14:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saw a guy give really annoying advice on the career guidance subreddit so i checked his post history and it's just a bunch of threads in r/werewolf with titles like "werewolves being used as supersoldiers" and "would a werewolf bite have a different effect on an elderly person"

31.07.2025 02:04 — 👍 974    🔁 93    💬 39    📌 9

2065: staff in the nursing home begging me to lay down after i said ‘you know i had to do it to em’ 300 times in 15 minutes

31.07.2025 01:23 — 👍 124    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

cat took a shit #heinous #crippling

31.07.2025 01:16 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love listening to the music on July 31st

31.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

taking off work tomorrow to go christmas shopping

31.07.2025 01:07 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

the mets are loading up their pen #penisloaded

31.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 40    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

(twisting my own head off counterclockwise) let me unwind for a minute

30.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

they are persecuting this kid

30.07.2025 12:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A field of early morning altocumulus clouds stretching over a neighborhood’s rooftops

A field of early morning altocumulus clouds stretching over a neighborhood’s rooftops

The fleet has arrived

30.07.2025 11:27 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

hitting a button that says ‘screenshots of twitter pedophiles talking about Sydney Sweeney’ to run discourse interference for the big boss during this difficult news cycle

29.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it’s good to tidy up!!!

29.07.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smoking. Somebody stop me. — Jim Carrey, Mask

29.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 39    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

what no pussy does to a mf

29.07.2025 23:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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