Lontar

chicken burger with cheese and bacon and hash browns and lettuce. it is perhaps slightly too tall to be eaten like a burger.

the burger has been squished, such that you can actually eat it

explaining lossless compression to an american

o7

The evil has a sustaining effect. Dark forces beyond our comprehension and so forth

Gotta be faster than that

People are so desperate for him to die ir be dying. Evil rich dudes live so fucking long, it's a rule

Tag urself I'm this guy

Can't even frame the headline as a "yes"

The Italians are at the gate. We have to get to the bunker NOW

I brought chips, player

Hi edward

Millenials be like "heyyy I'm bobbin for assholes ova hea!"

This is a good post, where are the favs

I love Halloween, it is an excellent holiday. But I'm becoming a real "scrooge" about the, for example: "one scoop of saurkraut per kid" jokes

You're one mushroom short of a full english, buddy

Just shot some kinda small werewolf looking thing on my porch. Heads up some weirdos out tonight

starting trick-or-treaters off with an amuse bouche of butterfinger foam, followed by a deconstructed twig, then our take on twizzlers, paired with a skittles infusion; next, a reese's sorbet to cleanse the palate, followed by a kitkat tartare served with sour patch kid crisps

An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”

Luckily i was in my ford f550 supermax with duraboost technology, I barely felt it

you know it's halloween cause the deer i just hit was dressed up as a little kid in a witch costume

That's upsetting

breathing deeply and not jumping into replies to explain that Easy Cheese and Cheese Whiz are two distinct cheese products

Say it with me: carageenan gum!

We know it's just thousand island dressing, yes

You shouldn't be able to just say "burger sauce", you should have to describe the sauce

(Stock market continues to rise)

"...unless?"

The key to any wellness challenge is to pack on as much temporary weight as possible the week leading up to it. You want to be carrying so much god damn water. We're talking bags of funyuns dipped in olive oil, folks

Ah fuck

in 2027, wait... okay 2028. wait

Do I ever! Let me just take a shit rq and I'll be right over

image of a fetal ultrasound as a background 28% Of Gen Z Have Been Aborted If you calculate all babies conceived during the Gen Z era of 1997-2012

*ahem*

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