will

I love that the old shredded wheat cereal was a giant one you manually broke into chunks and then they were like…. Get ready you dumb ass kids they’re “spoon size” now you dunces

Reaper feels like this if you’ve used audacity

We live under capitalism and it seems like forever gonna be that…but so, too, did the divine right of kings.
—the costco guys

Its literally impossible

I just remembered I found one on the street the other day and was really confused by what it was until I realized it was an ass. It was kind of like this but it was upside down and being thrown out

If you’re free later me and some guys are gonna hate and love some architects

I love on below deck sailing yacht when they make the crew set up elaborate 3000 pound pool toys for the charter guests, the process takes 2 hours and several crew members, and the guests kind of play on it for 10 minutes and go back to drinking

The default kind with the magic marker cursive lettering is bad enough, but the idea that it’s like, a suitable substitute for how neon looks is also shameful

My most boomer complaint is I haaate the clear acrylic LED ‘neon’ signs

the wojak in the corner of the party thinks the other people at the party don't know. but based on the stuff the people dancing are saying to one another, it kiiind of seems like they do know...

My third "31 horror films in 31 days" podcast series begins tomorrow. It's called 31 Murders To Midnight and is available to subscribers of the patreon. I will talk about each film (or tv show or short, sorry) for 31 minutes. There will be five weekly episodes. It's good. patreon.com/sfultra

Marcel Jeanjean, "Histoire du vin", 1924

The 4 words that will make him look up from his phone

Recently a guy who works for the current incarnation of heavy metal kept tagging me thinking the account belonged this artist

bsky.app/profile/noch... patreon.com/sfultra big October ahead

Is it too late to get into being a ‘smol bean’? I’m just now hearing about being a smol bean and think it sounds kinda tight

lol for some reason this was intruding on my thoughts the other day too

Hundreds of Paywalled Dead Bodies

They should let people bring their own subway cars down into the tunnels and drive them around and crash them

are these destroyer lyrics

that flaw is gonna get them into trouble though? since the writers are the ones in charge can't they just write them without it?

theyre saying the attacker had image macros in his web history. some of them were pretty funny, others were confusing and may have driven him to kill

If you guessed that i loved this track especially from 2:25 on… you were right

Ominous…what else do they know…

I feel like people would open them and go “‘anger cannot burn icily’?? How is that a fortune???” So they just do actual fortunes now

One of my Mandela effect symptoms is I feel like fortune cookies used to be way more obtuse, then sometime in the early 2010s they actively switched to being ‘prediction/you will___’ format