Carol, if that is the case, should a company be represented in parliament? Is it any different to Tesco having an "MP" (House of Lords notwithstanding).

Fight back against fascism: how big money is threatening democracy Fascism thrives when democracy falters. From funding Reform to vigilance, here’s how we protect our future

“All donations that originate from abroad, no matter who is the final donor, should be banned. Only UK citizens should be allowed to donate to British political organisations. This would, by necessity mean no donations from private companies; PLCs, LTDs, whatever.”

One day they'll run out of pearls to clutch, unfortunately that day will be when the lunatics finally take charge of the asylum.

He's just channelling his inner Malcolm Tucker 😉

Just make sure that metaphorically his insides become his outsides 😘

I'm having trouble with the visualisation...😂😂

Nooo, not THAT sort of foreign influence, this is a different sort of foreign influence!

Morning!
On my 3rd caffeine infused beverage 👍

I'd settle for a sonic screwdriver!

Which begs the question, what are the 'Murrycans doing when they go skeet shooting?

Temu does a plug-in new baby smell air freshener, so I've heard.

The Organised Criminal Gangs will stop at nothing to conceal evidence of their ongoing illegal activities.

Likewise on the way to the toilet - "I'll have a P please Bob"!

I've never undestood why women of a certain age seem to adore people like him (and the Maramalade Moron).

Screenshot from the Independent Nigel Farage suggests MOs should debate rolling back abortion limit. Reform UK leader says it would be ‘worthy’ discussion and parliament should get more time ‘to debate things people talk about at home’.

No, Nigel Farage.
We emphatically do not talk about this at home.
You will not import your authoritarian christofascist Trump-style threats into our political debate.
Can’t tell you quite how far you’ll be told to fuck off if you try.

Or been complicit in defrauding the government of billions of pounds.

I replied.

😂😂

Quite right too, she is part of an OCG, whereas Tory ministers are upstanding pillars of the community to a man (none of your woke binary nonsense here).
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Sorry, I spelt "pillocks" incorrectly...

Good morning from a frosty Mid-Norfolk 🙂

Morning Mike, nothing exciting so far apart from the Ginger Butt looking particularly miffed because I've just retrieved his favourite cushion from the garden (again!)

1. Don't use ones the size of tennis balls.
2. Don't cook them for too long.
3. Fry off some diced quality bacon.
4. Toss bacon in with sprouts.
5. Eat.

1. Don't use ones the size of tennis balls.
2. Don't cook them for too long.
3. Fry off some diced quality bacon.
4. Toss bacon in with sprouts.
5. Eat.

I'm sure you said something about needing a handyman/gardener?
Bunty will be positively moist at the thought of having her very own Mellors in the shrubbery.

8yrs isn't old! Mine is 10yrs old now, I can't part with him because you can't get orange ones anymore (and yes, he's called Garfield...)
I've seen the new EMini up close, still not sold on the rear styling (and I'd still have an ICE tbh).

I wish he was on Bluesky just so I could remind him how utterly thick he is.

We’re not saying Lee Anderson is basic, but he’s just been spotted popping in to WHSmiths to get a biro to sign the government epetition.

Such lovely people, their parents must be so proud.
Well done sabs, time's almost up for the inbreds.

Alternatively, Dublin is also interesting!