Matt Keegan

'We're going to be NIMBLE and BOLD with STRONG STORYTELLING that NO ONE ELSE can do' oops engagement dropped another 8% welp time to eliminate more jobs! Not mine, of course, but you can hit the bricks'

Spoiler, having experienced it first-hand, when idiot news executives start talking like this they're grasping at literally anything to juice numbers and you're going to lose your job because no one cares

Absolute schedule merchant frauds

Actual horseshoe bullshit. He shows up to play for 20 seconds and whoops guess just won't cover anyone.

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Duhh I'd like to thank the NFL for allowing my teammates to literally carry me and the refs for ignoring PI because they need 'star' power

Make this garbage a penalty again. Absolute fraud-ball

Beyond the obvious farce the whole thing is, its very funny this absolute dullard doesn't know the principal/principle difference or even what country CECOT is in

whoa he beat another backup qb and a kick returner playing corner hes HIMMMMM

Men in Black feels pretty apt. (pejorative)

That Smothering Tithe is godly

Something other than crushing, unceasing dread? Huh.

when the grapes definitely aren't sour

These 10 innings lead to me to believe their advance scouting unit is either non-existent or completely useless

'Selling' the news is exactly the problem, but I suppose that's too much for someone from The Atlantic to wrap their peanut brain around.

The Yankees absolutely, inarguably, need a new manager and a new shortstop next season. I think we all know it will be Boone and Volpe though.

The last time Judge showed up to play. His World Series.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Manager You Know Just Made A Great Managerial Decision

Gonna need your accessories

Tepid 'if Boss was alive' take: he would personally rip up the lineup if his GM traded for multiple guys and the manager didn't use them

It ain't 'the left' running around farmers markets with Notorious RBG tote bags

Pancrase rules in BJJ territory

lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.

Hey, he stole your gimmick

They gotta fire Boone. It won't fix anything, but you have to at least pretend you care. Every day he stays on is a day the Yankees tell us they're perfectly fine with this embarrassment of a team.

Sickening. Every journalist in America should think deeply about the fact that most American politicians are willing to accept and indeed facilitate the murder of our colleagues.

This was after a Bellinger walk where basically none of the pitches were even close to the zone btw

The Mets are the biggest collection of dorks possible. Epic Grimace in big 2025.

SCOOP: Mamdani did something even we are forced to concede wasn't what it we are also making it sound like, to no tangible gain, for a college he didn't go to, 15 years ago. Our anonymous source is political activist Adolf Hitler