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I unlocked the next level of the dad sway at a kid's birthday party: pushing empty swings as I talk to other adults

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I need a big boy to do this before I die

pasta brain and lasagna stomach

muffins for tomorrow?

you think they'll notice if we swap him out with Brennan?

based on pure vibes being good doesn't guarantee you a result, but being lucky means you got a result

zero lines between the 3 midfielders is an impeachable offense

why did no one tell me (we are) Penn State has a 6'7" 297lb punter?

did not give you permission to use that image of me/you/us

spurs fans are clowns theory proven true

to be fair, birthday parties for 2 yo and under are for the parents. those parents will be having birthday parties at indoor playgrounds and trampoline parks for the next 19 years

I am at birthday party #2 today and neither of them have been at a brewery. gonna tell my daughter to stop being friends with these kids when we get home

kids birthday party at a brewery? what terrible parenting but I also wanna be friends with them

if Wolves really wanted to win they'd start Doherty up top

so fucking excited for Danso long throws

unless you're Toby Alderweireld and you unsettle them with stunning good looks and perfectly gelled hair

MLS stadium = MLS fan behavior

track heads know the best hurdles are the ones where you stay closest to the ground

NYPD might not help depending on which side drawstring went inside

maybe she'll stop supporting us if we transition to a serial contender under the new regime

we'll always have the early Arteta years when hate-watching them was oh so rewarding with results like these

think we need one of these at Saints Row

gonna head newsome (derogatory) advice and continue his work of *checks notes* marginalizing every minority group and advocating for more gun deaths?

opened up the filet mignon and ribeye to prep for tonight and they were both rotten. this is the saddest thing that's happened in the last 24 hours

and based on how long it took for them to ignore and forget Melissa Hortman, her husband, and dog's murders, we can stop talking about it now and pretend it never happened

ok so based on how long it took for the conservatives to mock the attempted murder of Paul Pelosi, we can start making jokes now

add a Tom Carroll to that midfield and every team is forfeiting out of fear

not even the good Heath Ledger joker. you're gonna be a mix of Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix (in the 2nd one) joker. the worst joker ever

there have been 356 mass shootings in the US this year (so far) so it doesn't even break top 300