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@slaybutt.bsky.social

Just a silly goober.

1,655 Followers  |  366 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2025  |  1.7938

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The Dildo Of Consequences
Rarely Arrives Lubed

The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." - Charlie Kirk

10.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 478    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 10

As you shouldn't.

29.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My optimism about our ability to save our democracy comes from my experience. No matter how broken or bruised our democracy is today, I have seen it work and I know it can work again. I have seen the power of collective action. I know it can save us now.

06.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9880    πŸ” 2697    πŸ’¬ 553    πŸ“Œ 191

You go girl! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

18.06.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im in my jack black phase myself but he alays that dress.

15.06.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, same >w>

13.06.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean even if you take out the nazism, the cybertruck has to be one of the lamest custom skin ideas I can think of. Lightning would be 1000 times cooler.

04.06.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel called out. XD

03.06.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

noooo girlll resit the urge to resurrect your old game idea that's been dead for half a decade. pleaaase just focus on finishing *one* of your personal projects for once. pleaaaase.

03.06.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Meow :3

02.06.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to consentually fem you. >:3c

22.05.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a welcoming account πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

30.04.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

"this too shall pass” ok but could it pass a little more quickly.

03.05.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.

13.04.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20580    πŸ” 2264    πŸ’¬ 293    πŸ“Œ 57

Quick question. Didn't SCOTUS rule that all detainees would be given due process before being sent to camps? Because Rubio just boasted that 10 new detainees were sent away?

13.04.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The euphoric rush when you discover a new obsession is unmatched. Like yes this will get me through the next few weeks omg!!!

12.04.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m experiencing some strong flee-to-a-country-with-a-woman-president urges today. Of course it’s not doable, either for me or the majority of other Americans, but a girl can dream, right?

07.04.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve to make enough money to buy games, books, food, and furniture for the amount they actually cost.

You deserve to afford artisanal content and services.

You deserve housing and transit.

The issue isn't the cost of the thing. It's that you're not being paid enough.

02.04.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2633    πŸ” 1025    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13

Dear all foreign friends outside the United States,

Our country is big. Like really big. Like so much bigger than you ken. Our states are bigger than many countries, and there's 50 of them.

So when you wonder why we are not all marching on DC

I live 2,500 miles (4000 km) from the White House

29.03.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20846    πŸ” 3155    πŸ’¬ 1496    πŸ“Œ 466

an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law

28.03.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 30579    πŸ” 7619    πŸ’¬ 456    πŸ“Œ 322
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Doomerism is libs' and lefties' way of obeying in advance.

26.03.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4317    πŸ” 852    πŸ’¬ 239    πŸ“Œ 116

When I hear about folks leaving the country, it kind of feels like they're abandoning the rest of us. Not everyone has the resources or the ability to move to another country.

26.03.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember how butt hurt Kid Rock was?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

25.03.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1353    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 12
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Have I got this right?

Parents can withhold lifesaving vaccines from their children, watch a child die, and claim it was OK because only ONE of their children died from measles.

Meanwhile, other parents and doctors face legal hell trying to support their child with gender-affirming care.

22.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Just this

22.03.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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I wonder how much longer our Democracy will work 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
#WTFAmerica

22.03.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1211    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

Every once and a while you get a glimpse of the person you could be. Grab that. Hold on to that. Work for it. Nothing is out of reach.

22.03.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bullies are cowards. Cowards always back down in the faced with real strength. The story is that Trump, facing pressure from the public, cancelled the pentagon briefing with Musk. The subtext is that Donald Trump is a little bitch.

22.03.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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